Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
Active since August 27, 2017.
404 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3476. | oregord (oregord) | 64.63 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 3477. | AdamJ (chillonaut) | 64.62 | 97% | 2018-11-27 |
| 3478. | Augustin (letplane) | 64.61 | 96% | 2019-10-24 |
| 3479. | darthinfinix (darthinfinix) | 64.61 | 95% | 2021-08-15 |
| 3480. | x0.25 speed (hazyy324) | 64.60 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 3481. | K (zhanbolat) | 64.60 | 96% | 2018-05-29 |
| 3482. | Khashayar (khashayarxcm) | 64.57 | 95% | 2019-08-07 |
| 3483. | Schnitzel (cthulhuai) | 64.56 | 94% | 2019-12-04 |
| 3484. | wahuh (whansen46516) | 64.56 | 96% | 2020-02-18 |
| 3485. | beFriend💚 (s1l3n7) | 64.55 | 95% | 2019-12-14 |
| 3486. | David (vvans) | 64.54 | 95% | 2018-02-11 |
| 3487. | Jonathan (3fast5ukek) | 64.54 | 93% | 2019-02-14 |
| 3488. | Darkkiller12 (darkkiller12) | 64.54 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 3489. | luke (eodik_rake) | 64.53 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
| 3490. | J (sd59fifty) | 64.51 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| 3491. | Dig (digbo) | 64.51 | 95% | 2017-08-28 |
| 3492. | Fred (fredizzimo) | 64.49 | 97% | 2018-05-11 |
| 3493. | Teddie (teddie37) | 64.48 | 96% | 2021-08-04 |
| 3494. | Clay (terracottakid) | 64.48 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
| 3495. | Niki (n1k3ra) | 64.48 | 96% | 2017-10-19 |
| 3496. | Faweeza (faweeza) | 64.47 | 97% | 2018-06-25 |
| 3497. | law (lawx) | 64.45 | 95% | 2018-09-11 |
| 3498. | Oeybilix (oeybilix) | 64.45 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| 3499. | iglo31 (iglo31) | 64.45 | 98% | 2017-10-11 |
| 3500. | blankk (dimitsakos) | 64.44 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 3501. | urhomieluna (nadakari) | 64.43 | 94% | 2019-12-27 |
| 3502. | Marvin (super_nam) | 64.41 | 95% | 2019-11-18 |
| 3503. | Mr. Robinson (cogili) | 64.41 | 97% | 2017-10-24 |
| 3504. | Nicholas (nicholas_r) | 64.40 | 95% | 2020-02-12 |
| 3505. | Ishita (ishi17) | 64.37 | 95% | 2019-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |