The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27390. | Never :q! (mista_t) | 59.95 | 95.8% | 2023-10-12 |
| 27391. | Mani (mani45) | 59.95 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
| 27392. | Eduardo (eddy117) | 59.95 | 88% | 2015-09-24 |
| 27393. | Paper (spamllama) | 59.95 | 88% | 2016-11-18 |
| 27394. | Mak (mk_dvorak) | 59.95 | 94% | 2011-11-21 |
| 27395. | Hailey (hailey) | 59.95 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 27396. | Barry (ave_it) | 59.94 | 93.3% | 2023-07-28 |
| 27397. | guddytech (guddytech) | 59.94 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
| 27398. | Apinz (apinz) | 59.94 | 95% | 2013-07-24 |
| 27399. | Charizard (charizardt) | 59.94 | 96% | 2019-05-11 |
| 27400. | PHUC NGUYEN (tieuquetu) | 59.94 | 98% | 2011-12-02 |
| 27401. | Pilar (letargou) | 59.94 | — | 2009-12-05 |
| 27402. | Jelena (pterodaktil) | 59.94 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 27403. | sxc1978 (sxc1978) | 59.94 | 95% | 2013-03-03 |
| 27404. | skadri (skadri) | 59.94 | — | 2010-03-09 |
| 27405. | Muahammad Irfan (maan444222) | 59.94 | 92% | 2014-03-09 |
| 27406. | J (jbddiesel) | 59.93 | 97% | 2022-05-26 |
| 27407. | Carlos (steamiestdrip) | 59.93 | 95% | 2020-12-30 |
| 27408. | mainto (manito7) | 59.93 | 95% | 2021-11-07 |
| 27409. | Julia (jeesioon) | 59.93 | 98.6% | 2021-02-19 |
| 27410. | y̚o̵̹͉͖̻̓̇̆͒̏ͧ... | 59.93 | 93.4% | 2021-02-01 |
| 27411. | Tony (tony04592) | 59.93 | 92% | 2012-09-06 |
| 27412. | Jake (yakoubhachimi) | 59.93 | 90% | 2015-04-24 |
| 27413. | Richard (ricstc) | 59.93 | 94% | 2012-04-07 |
| 27414. | Fred (fredizzimo) | 59.93 | 96% | 2018-04-15 |
| 27415. | Thanh Chung (arch_angel) | 59.93 | 96% | 2015-05-06 |
| 27416. | j (jenny27) | 59.92 | 95% | 2022-12-06 |
| 27417. | En Xuan (whatsup_there) | 59.92 | 97% | 2021-02-01 |
| 27418. | typer (kmanghat) | 59.92 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 27419. | Lucas (mr_lucas) | 59.92 | 95% | 2018-11-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |