So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15799. | Jeremy (itsyournightmare) | 75.09 | 94% | 2013-10-08 |
| 15800. | vato (vaatto) | 75.08 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 15801. | Lena (lenalee789) | 75.08 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 15802. | bicboi (maggs09) | 75.08 | 94% | 2012-10-12 |
| 15803. | Jono (jonny_jmw) | 75.08 | 94% | 2014-11-29 |
| 15804. | Brendan (btbens) | 75.08 | 93% | 2015-01-08 |
| 15805. | Ms. Nickle (gweilo) | 75.07 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 15806. | sanayaa (sanayaa) | 75.07 | 96% | 2022-10-29 |
| 15807. | raphael (rfal10) | 75.07 | 99% | 2012-08-28 |
| 15808. | y (y1266) | 75.07 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 15809. | Pe_Pong (khanh45a3kct) | 75.07 | 96% | 2011-07-01 |
| 15810. | KappaPride (frozen956) | 75.06 | 88% | 2015-12-18 |
| 15811. | Sanchit (imperpetualmachine) | 75.06 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 15812. | Igor (igorsilveira) | 75.06 | 91% | 2013-03-01 |
| 15813. | M (margunwan) | 75.06 | 98% | 2019-12-28 |
| 15814. | Chris (vchris123) | 75.06 | 97% | 2013-05-24 |
| 15815. | Innocent (saquelain) | 75.05 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
| 15816. | Hudson (hoobcap) | 75.05 | 96% | 2022-05-26 |
| 15817. | Freddy (freddytoscano) | 75.05 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 15818. | Markus (scarftiger) | 75.05 | 95% | 2016-07-28 |
| 15819. | matin (mdmatin4) | 75.04 | 99% | 2022-11-24 |
| 15820. | dalinar (dalinar_) | 75.04 | 95.5% | 2023-09-15 |
| 15821. | Amir (amirnik) | 75.04 | 94% | 2016-05-03 |
| 15822. | Ivan (evanmico) | 75.04 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 15823. | dav (candyslug) | 75.04 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 15824. | Reuben (disciple) | 75.04 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 15825. | Daniel (djdany444) | 75.03 | 97% | 2020-04-25 |
| 15826. | Ethan (an3223) | 75.03 | 97.2% | 2023-08-07 |
| 15827. | sherif (sherifkandeel) | 75.03 | 95% | 2015-08-15 |
| 15828. | Writer (writer04) | 75.02 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |