So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10026. | Azure (azureflash) | 85.50 | — | 2010-04-25 |
| 10027. | AJ (ragingkeys) | 85.50 | 98% | 2015-08-18 |
| 10028. | gb (practicegb) | 85.50 | 97% | 2013-10-01 |
| 10029. | L (omar91089) | 85.50 | 95% | 2011-12-12 |
| 10030. | Razy (fb_razybobo_nureen) | 85.50 | 95% | 2011-11-03 |
| 10031. | Sid (sidcode) | 85.49 | 96% | 2015-03-14 |
| 10032. | chinguun (chinguun_0301) | 85.49 | 99% | 2022-12-04 |
| 10033. | ivan (ivantoodope) | 85.49 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 10034. | Giovanni (klangtheatron) | 85.49 | 98% | 2022-11-04 |
| 10035. | Aaron (kezmer) | 85.49 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 10036. | touchtypepracticer69 (touch... | 85.49 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
| 10037. | Tim (timcoe1) | 85.49 | 98% | 2016-01-19 |
| 10038. | Good Luck (jajajeremy) | 85.49 | 99% | 2017-11-16 |
| 10039. | Tensel (tbbone) | 85.49 | 85% | 2016-09-11 |
| 10040. | (juij) | 85.49 | 93% | 2019-09-28 |
| 10041. | Debajyoti (deehzee) | 85.49 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 10042. | Dvorak on (freddysg) | 85.48 | 98.2% | 2023-10-08 |
| 10043. | Scarrrz (scarrrz) | 85.48 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
| 10044. | pwner (iwillpwnu) | 85.48 | — | 2010-01-03 |
| 10045. | Gagan (gagannonu640) | 85.48 | 97% | 2013-07-25 |
| 10046. | Crystal (crystal_rhodes) | 85.48 | 97% | 2012-07-29 |
| 10047. | Aidan who just types (aidnb... | 85.47 | 96% | 2023-04-10 |
| 10048. | Sonu (intellectualcreatures) | 85.47 | 99% | 2019-06-03 |
| 10049. | hoku⨠(hokuyato) | 85.47 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 10050. | Bob (cloud_phantom) | 85.47 | 99% | 2018-06-22 |
| 10051. | Smart (manmilk_milkman) | 85.47 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
| 10052. | yasin (yasin321) | 85.46 | 18% | 2016-05-25 |
| 10053. | jaggu (jaggu94) | 85.46 | 94% | 2017-03-12 |
| 10054. | Shubby (shubby) | 85.46 | 93% | 2015-07-09 |
| 10055. | Eduardo (purplehaha) | 85.46 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |