So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4924. | Elias (utoos) | 99.36 | 99% | 2022-12-25 |
| 4925. | Chris (vatha1321) | 99.36 | 94% | 2012-11-16 |
| 4926. | Nathan (oysterboy22) | 99.35 | — | 2009-12-23 |
| 4927. | Dylan (dylan5437) | 99.35 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 4928. | barry01xd (barry011) | 99.35 | 97.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 4929. | Cass (castles) | 99.34 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 4930. | juan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (cor... | 99.33 | 98% | 2017-11-10 |
| 4931. | C (tenac1ty) | 99.33 | 98% | 2020-06-13 |
| 4932. | Brett (deece531) | 99.33 | 95% | 2013-04-02 |
| 4933. | celimo (celimo) | 99.32 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
| 4934. | Ya (danielstroby) | 99.32 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 4935. | Mehdi (badcrc) | 99.31 | 94% | 2012-06-02 |
| 4936. | SirDavid (nunyobusiness) | 99.31 | 98% | 2015-09-10 |
| 4937. | Family Friendly User Name (... | 99.31 | 95% | 2016-12-09 |
| 4938. | sMarty (imrwonder2) | 99.31 | 99% | 2021-02-23 |
| 4939. | Derek (rockmaninoff) | 99.31 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 4940. | Fred (fred_fuchs69) | 99.30 | 97% | 2022-11-23 |
| 4941. | Trung (nhihon) | 99.30 | 96% | 2012-03-14 |
| 4942. | Nolan (diegonolan) | 99.29 | 98% | 2018-02-18 |
| 4943. | Alex (alexbackonqwerty) | 99.29 | 96% | 2023-03-07 |
| 4944. | xavier (xavpicgames) | 99.28 | 96% | 2021-09-08 |
| 4945. | Michae (zimph) | 99.28 | 98% | 2012-05-14 |
| 4946. | Chieh (leejaypiqq) | 99.27 | 99% | 2016-11-24 |
| 4947. | Nick (wyscaansin) | 99.26 | 99% | 2013-02-13 |
| 4948. | Calvin (toush_) | 99.25 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 4949. | Blake (somuchtype) | 99.24 | 95% | 2012-05-31 |
| 4950. | Nicholas (geekeyz) | 99.24 | 97% | 2015-03-20 |
| 4951. | pavan (pvsukalkar) | 99.23 | 99% | 2014-01-20 |
| 4952. | Kenzie (henryn16) | 99.22 | 98% | 2017-09-30 |
| 4953. | Joe (jophish) | 99.21 | 99% | 2019-04-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |