Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2799. | joseph (cranetao) | 77.34 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
| 2800. | ARWπ΄ (appleredwarrior) | 77.31 | 95% | 2018-05-16 |
| 2801. | hissi (hissi) | 77.31 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 2802. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 77.29 | 95% | 2019-04-15 |
| 2803. | Magishian (magishian) | 77.26 | 99% | 2020-07-23 |
| 2804. | Simo (gammaman999) | 77.25 | 96% | 2020-03-18 |
| 2805. | korazer (rafhael132) | 77.25 | 98% | 2019-03-31 |
| 2806. | Daf (dafpogi1) | 77.21 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
| 2807. | jude (judepls) | 77.20 | 97% | 2019-05-19 |
| 2808. | sam (scoombey) | 77.20 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 2809. | Anthony (lieant95) | 77.19 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 2810. | Hkishi (hkishi) | 77.16 | 98% | 2020-09-05 |
| 2811. | (ilikeponyz20) | 77.16 | 98% | 2020-08-17 |
| 2812. | cyriled (cyriled) | 77.15 | 99% | 2020-10-07 |
| 2813. | kumaicho (kumaicho) | 77.15 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 2814. | I_love_seulgi (seulgischurro) | 77.15 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 2815. | hub (hubp) | 77.14 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 2816. | Max (maxcampman) | 77.14 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 2817. | Fred (fred13) | 77.14 | 96% | 2018-11-22 |
| 2818. | Pyraq (dokson) | 77.13 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 2819. | Pen (aavian00) | 77.11 | 99% | 2018-10-28 |
| 2820. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 77.11 | 98% | 2018-09-30 |
| 2821. | Kwang (kwangx) | 77.09 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 2822. | scoopy (scoopyjohnson) | 77.09 | 96% | 2019-12-26 |
| 2823. | Rafi (brownvitalik) | 77.08 | 97% | 2020-05-08 |
| 2824. | Ethan (an3223) | 77.08 | 96% | 2018-12-24 |
| 2825. | Max (max_pinc) | 77.02 | 97% | 2020-08-08 |
| 2826. | rainbowdash (ranebowdash) | 77.02 | 99% | 2020-10-14 |
| 2827. | πππ (amirgambit) | 77.01 | 99% | 2020-11-23 |
| 2828. | Kardo (kardoj) | 77.01 | 98% | 2018-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| α Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |