So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26373. | chang_dvorak (chang_dvorak) | 58.51 | 90% | 2012-01-29 |
| 26374. | gabral (gabral123) | 58.51 | 94% | 2018-05-19 |
| 26375. | Sebastian (gorillazbear) | 58.51 | 98% | 2017-11-07 |
| 26376. | Jelly belly (jellybabysexys... | 58.51 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 26377. | Cocofifi (cocofifi) | 58.51 | 95% | 2012-07-22 |
| 26378. | Paramjit (paramjit.dhankhar... | 58.51 | 94% | 2012-02-05 |
| 26379. | Kimberly (bebiblush) | 58.51 | 93% | 2014-05-27 |
| 26380. | Kaede Tachibana (bingoandho... | 58.50 | 88% | 2016-01-25 |
| 26381. | Benjamin (bempselmijn) | 58.50 | 95% | 2022-02-08 |
| 26382. | Ishitwa (ishitwa2000) | 58.50 | 96.9% | 2023-09-25 |
| 26383. | The quick (ersamson) | 58.50 | 87% | 2013-10-29 |
| 26384. | Pa12 (pa12) | 58.50 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 26385. | i am (iamgod4478) | 58.49 | 99% | 2020-11-18 |
| 26386. | Andrew (jewishpirate) | 58.49 | 85% | 2016-04-08 |
| 26387. | Dominic (unoriginaldom) | 58.49 | 92% | 2012-10-13 |
| 26388. | Raj (raj3) | 58.49 | 96% | 2013-05-29 |
| 26389. | allthesepollitos (allthesep... | 58.48 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
| 26390. | Alok (euthaniser) | 58.48 | 95.4% | 2023-09-14 |
| 26391. | Abhishek (abhishek0007) | 58.48 | 93% | 2016-09-06 |
| 26392. | Comhk (comhk) | 58.48 | 95% | 2013-04-25 |
| 26393. | Dan (bupkisdaddy) | 58.48 | 94.6% | 2023-10-16 |
| 26394. | Julio (waycast) | 58.48 | 92% | 2013-05-05 |
| 26395. | Francis (fraxier) | 58.48 | 90% | 2017-03-11 |
| 26396. | Casper (hertz90) | 58.48 | — | 2010-08-01 |
| 26397. | Vardan (artist) | 58.48 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 26398. | Blue (terry25031069) | 58.47 | 95% | 2021-09-12 |
| 26399. | stuart (statarius) | 58.47 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 26400. | ALED (elassyo) | 58.47 | 95% | 2020-04-27 |
| 26401. | Pallubasa (pallubasa) | 58.47 | 94.4% | 2023-07-04 |
| 26402. | Ben (bensrww) | 58.47 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |