I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old, is no salable commodity, and even when they come to this age, they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half a crown at most, on the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriments and rags having been at least four times that value.
—from A Modest Proposal, a book by Jonathon Swift
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8336. | Evan (evanz) | 87.28 | 96% | 2022-02-13 |
| 8337. | Scorbutsale (scorbutsale) | 87.28 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| 8338. | Shehab (shebov3) | 87.27 | 99% | 2020-08-24 |
| 8339. | Subesh Yadav (subeshyadav3) | 87.27 | 95.3% | 2024-03-08 |
| 8340. | noob (chairmanlmfao) | 87.26 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 8341. | Haoming (hm_002) | 87.26 | 96% | 2021-03-27 |
| 8342. | Shoe (shoebox004) | 87.26 | 96% | 2021-09-04 |
| 8343. | josh (josh1248) | 87.26 | 96.7% | 2023-08-28 |
| 8344. | Michael (whittneyinthetub) | 87.25 | 99% | 2018-03-13 |
| 8345. | James (jhoffman1204) | 87.25 | 96% | 2020-01-10 |
| 8346. | Yosua (wwology) | 87.25 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 8347. | Piplup (superpip123) | 87.25 | 97% | 2022-06-26 |
| 8348. | Vinicius (vnunesz77) | 87.24 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
| 8349. | T (omega5002) | 87.24 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 8350. | F (lawlnoodle) | 87.24 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
| 8351. | Casper (casperwang) | 87.24 | 96% | 2023-01-02 |
| 8352. | Harui (haruihiro) | 87.23 | 98% | 2019-04-08 |
| 8353. | Gregory (azndota) | 87.23 | 98% | 2018-07-12 |
| 8354. | Ian (iaaannn) | 87.23 | 96.4% | 2021-02-16 |
| 8355. | Francis (fransissimo) | 87.23 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 8356. | tstats[rtupps] (rtupps) | 87.23 | 94.2% | 2024-12-25 |
| 8357. | CS (brown2607) | 87.23 | 97% | 2018-04-23 |
| 8358. | isuckatthis (slowracerlol) | 87.22 | 96% | 2019-07-27 |
| 8359. | firstName (nonanomalous) | 87.22 | 97% | 2021-01-30 |
| 8360. | himeh (jherrerra) | 87.22 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 8361. | Thelonious (thelonious) | 87.21 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 8362. | Aram (arejmm7) | 87.21 | 98% | 2018-05-17 |
| 8363. | OmicronVirus (deathisnthend) | 87.21 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 8364. | Jose (josehardbody) | 87.20 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 8365. | Aviral (aviral_uchiha) | 87.20 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 30,333 | 89.85 | December 11, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 27 | 99.79 | January 4, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 80.87 | April 19, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 90.63 | May 23, 2022 |