I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1862. | Viet (vietvhcr) | 87.95 | 98.3% | 2024-02-27 |
| 1863. | ᴛᴀxɪ ᴅʀɪᴠᴇʀ ð... | 87.93 | 97.6% | 2023-10-21 |
| 1864. | Jawed (cenachaingang) | 87.91 | 95% | 2024-02-17 |
| 1865. | ImKronoss (im_kronoss) | 87.89 | 96.1% | 2024-07-17 |
| 1866. | Heyhou (david73) | 87.87 | 99.2% | 2023-08-11 |
| 1867. | Abizer (abizern) | 87.85 | 98.5% | 2023-06-25 |
| 1868. | gixxer (somewhat_noob) | 87.84 | 98.2% | 2024-03-02 |
| 1869. | takutaku (solana4149) | 87.84 | 95.6% | 2025-01-01 |
| 1870. | defski (bonkaholic) | 87.84 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1871. | Wilson (egg_0314) | 87.83 | 97.6% | 2024-04-05 |
| 1872. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 87.83 | 98% | 2023-06-26 |
| 1873. | Susan (mobilesuzie) | 87.82 | 98% | 2024-10-17 |
| 1874. | Kevin (lugardo) | 87.79 | 98.1% | 2024-08-27 |
| 1875. | Nohin (nohin) | 87.78 | 97.3% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1876. | øracle (typingmaniac123456... | 87.77 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 1877. | zzr0t (sulj0o) | 87.77 | 95.5% | 2023-12-15 |
| 1878. | mayn (mayn65) | 87.76 | 98% | 2025-05-23 |
| 1879. | frank (frankpc) | 87.76 | 97.5% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1880. | Boran (boranroni) | 87.75 | 96.9% | 2025-03-22 |
| 1881. | Opecks! (opecks) | 87.74 | 96.5% | 2023-07-15 |
| 1882. | #One More Year (supeer_heroo) | 87.73 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
| 1883. | satori (dnjooiopaa) | 87.68 | 95.5% | 2024-09-10 |
| 1884. | tstats[kaiju39] (kaiju39) | 87.68 | 97% | 2023-08-01 |
| 1885. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 87.67 | 94.8% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1886. | rilesdun (riilesdun) | 87.66 | 97% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1887. | Dirivial (alcade) | 87.66 | 99% | 2023-08-17 |
| 1888. | isaiah (ieshua1178) | 87.64 | 95% | 2024-04-22 |
| 1889. | Yoda (noobmaster04) | 87.64 | 96% | 2024-03-01 |
| 1890. | Steffin (steffin02) | 87.63 | 96.9% | 2024-01-15 |
| 1891. | Kawsar (kawasar5685) | 87.61 | 96.7% | 2024-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |