Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
—from SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!", a book by Carolyn Wyman
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18444. | Robert (wierdo) | 84.02 | — | 2009-11-21 |
| 18445. | Sunwook (vapefag) | 84.02 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 18446. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 84.01 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 18447. | byronze (toqoz) | 84.01 | 96% | 2016-02-09 |
| 18448. | Diplonicus (johnsadar) | 84.01 | 96% | 2013-10-03 |
| 18449. | Rikki (trikkirikki) | 84.00 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 18450. | shock (shocku) | 84.00 | 97% | 2025-02-02 |
| 18451. | Jahan (jahanrahman1) | 84.00 | 97.2% | 2024-05-04 |
| 18452. | Eric (notmexican) | 84.00 | 97% | 2022-06-15 |
| 18453. | F5 (phf5) | 84.00 | 95.9% | 2024-06-04 |
| 18454. | Acke (ackehjarn) | 84.00 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 18455. | S fast S snail (revereven_5) | 83.99 | 99% | 2025-06-13 |
| 18456. | Jamie (undeadlegion) | 83.99 | 91% | 2011-10-26 |
| 18457. | raruma (raruma) | 83.99 | 99% | 2015-11-25 |
| 18458. | Ryan (kinger) | 83.99 | 93% | 2014-02-03 |
| 18459. | Aline (alineteh) | 83.99 | 94% | 2011-10-17 |
| 18460. | Rusty (run3wide) | 83.98 | 95% | 2016-07-11 |
| 18461. | Frank (frankbryden) | 83.98 | 96% | 2025-07-03 |
| 18462. | scribe (scriber36) | 83.98 | 97.2% | 2024-06-25 |
| 18463. | gojo (gojo9112) | 83.98 | 98.6% | 2024-03-29 |
| 18464. | Francis (francis430) | 83.98 | 97.7% | 2025-03-06 |
| 18465. | Brian (bellerus) | 83.98 | 98% | 2012-06-08 |
| 18466. | LovingLizardofScarletFalls ... | 83.97 | 98% | 2025-05-02 |
| 18467. | shamir (r1mahs) | 83.97 | 96% | 2024-06-15 |
| 18468. | Foiled (foiled27) | 83.97 | 97.7% | 2025-01-17 |
| 18469. | Jaron (jaron_e) | 83.97 | 97% | 2022-01-27 |
| 18470. | Etoragon (etoragon) | 83.97 | 96.5% | 2024-02-02 |
| 18471. | mechacafe (mechacafe) | 83.97 | 97% | 2023-07-06 |
| 18472. | Anomaly (an_anomaly) | 83.97 | 98% | 2017-12-14 |
| 18473. | Johan (chiphone) | 83.97 | 91% | 2016-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 165,395 | 71.55 | August 20, 2009 |
| Instant Death Mode | 143 | 74.73 | April 23, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 16 | 40.34 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 76.93 | January 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 4 | 68.91 | June 8, 2021 |