Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38892. | ceris (ceris1) | 32.05 | 97% | 2013-03-10 |
| 38893. | mai (mashimaro) | 32.05 | — | 2008-10-08 |
| 38894. | Bhagat Singh (rembo) | 32.05 | 81% | 2014-01-29 |
| 38895. | Mark (mark13hall) | 32.05 | 95% | 2021-02-21 |
| 38896. | AKSHAT (jainakshat674) | 32.05 | 91% | 2023-01-22 |
| 38897. | Amos (amoschng040719) | 32.04 | 95% | 2020-11-19 |
| 38898. | Iron Man (ironman03) | 32.02 | 92% | 2023-03-05 |
| 38899. | Abhijit (abhijit_does_coding) | 32.02 | 94% | 2023-07-01 |
| 38900. | Maria (isabelbushnell) | 32.01 | 92% | 2016-04-09 |
| 38901. | yass (yass23) | 32.01 | 90% | 2016-07-12 |
| 38902. | muaadh (mufasa) | 32.00 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 38903. | tousif (tousifnibir1234) | 31.99 | 98% | 2017-07-05 |
| 38904. | Lucas (unareyes) | 31.99 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
| 38905. | dada (wnt24getu) | 31.98 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| 38906. | Alice (fuzi) | 31.97 | — | 2009-02-27 |
| 38907. | Silk (silkdragon) | 31.97 | 91% | 2019-09-20 |
| 38908. | felipe (franco3939) | 31.96 | 92% | 2016-12-19 |
| 38909. | MaryAnn (maryannsu) | 31.96 | 93% | 2011-06-22 |
| 38910. | Jumpo (purplejumpo) | 31.96 | 92% | 2013-12-26 |
| 38911. | mohamed (mohamedhossam9) | 31.96 | 92% | 2023-03-01 |
| 38912. | itoldu (usucklikeme) | 31.95 | 94% | 2022-04-08 |
| 38913. | Trang (changcute) | 31.95 | 95% | 2023-04-07 |
| 38914. | hugh (hugh) | 31.94 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 38915. | James Carlo (james_em) | 31.94 | 84% | 2015-12-23 |
| 38916. | kirimaru (kirimaru890) | 31.94 | — | 2010-01-24 |
| 38917. | meenu (meenu123) | 31.94 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 38918. | elena (elenna22) | 31.93 | — | 2010-05-10 |
| 38919. | Bernie (bernie) | 31.93 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 38920. | eviski (eviski) | 31.92 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 38921. | Anthony (goldfrog) | 31.89 | 95% | 2021-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |