I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11015. | Jenn (jennyev) | 87.26 | 99% | 2017-04-28 |
| 11016. | Shoe (shoebox004) | 87.25 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 11017. | Inferno (infernoq_q) | 87.24 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 11018. | FirePanda2302 (firepanda23021) | 87.23 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 11019. | wassabi657 (wassabi657) | 87.23 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 11020. | Infer (infernova_122) | 87.23 | 98% | 2024-08-26 |
| 11021. | babylaaamp (babylaaamp) | 87.22 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 11022. | AA Batteries (aa_batteries) | 87.22 | 96.1% | 2021-02-13 |
| 11023. | Ta-Wei (waynetu) | 87.22 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 11024. | RealDuck (realduck) | 87.22 | 98% | 2023-09-26 |
| 11025. | revaN (ashun) | 87.22 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 11026. | Hysni (hysi) | 87.22 | 96% | 2017-02-08 |
| 11027. | Kyle (kylecrusoeworkburner) | 87.21 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 11028. | Ali (pixelationz) | 87.21 | 96.8% | 2024-05-08 |
| 11029. | Chetan (comhacks) | 87.21 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 11030. | Snail's Pace (hardtack) | 87.21 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| 11031. | Bonel (bonel) | 87.20 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 11032. | Haruka (hrksnsk) | 87.20 | 99% | 2021-10-16 |
| 11033. | Sandwich (marlonbrandoseyes) | 87.20 | 99% | 2026-05-21 |
| 11034. | Fran (fran_m) | 87.20 | 99% | 2021-07-07 |
| 11035. | Mitch (writingsnotthateasy) | 87.20 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 11036. | Izzy (izzythompson) | 87.20 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
| 11037. | Logan (g0atb0lt) | 87.19 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 11038. | linammon_roll (linammon_roll) | 87.18 | 95% | 2025-02-08 |
| 11039. | mike (ttv_cheenis) | 87.18 | 100% | 2020-09-17 |
| 11040. | Angelo (ruly_2002) | 87.18 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 11041. | Adilkhan (_paradox_) | 87.18 | 98.8% | 2023-06-13 |
| 11042. | Reniar (ulaner1_) | 87.18 | 97% | 2022-08-15 |
| 11043. | Kres (kresflame) | 87.18 | 98% | 2021-02-23 |
| 11044. | Aaron (aaskw) | 87.17 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |