I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15022. | Stewart (stewiei) | 74.89 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 15023. | X (3092819) | 74.89 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
| 15024. | Kyle (thalanoth) | 74.89 | 90% | 2015-08-15 |
| 15025. | Seam (seantypist) | 74.88 | 96% | 2023-07-24 |
| 15026. | Tyler (beaverbiskit) | 74.88 | 96% | 2019-08-17 |
| 15027. | Pol (zegionx) | 74.88 | 94% | 2023-01-08 |
| 15028. | Aleph (catblahfishblah) | 74.88 | 96% | 2022-02-16 |
| 15029. | presto (presto3000) | 74.88 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 15030. | D D (ddov) | 74.88 | 96% | 2017-05-05 |
| 15031. | Doven (doven) | 74.88 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 15032. | Binbin (nibnib) | 74.88 | 95% | 2016-02-03 |
| 15033. | Loocid (loocid) | 74.88 | 96% | 2018-10-14 |
| 15034. | Hill (hilltopgun) | 74.88 | 96% | 2016-12-16 |
| 15035. | dogphile (dogphile) | 74.87 | 94% | 2025-01-09 |
| 15036. | omar (slow_sonic) | 74.87 | 97.8% | 2021-02-07 |
| 15037. | Brownie (waarombestaathetniet) | 74.87 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 15038. | Rigi (rigor789) | 74.86 | 93% | 2016-10-26 |
| 15039. | Fran (fran_m) | 74.86 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 15040. | Joshua (joshua1223) | 74.86 | 93% | 2017-05-16 |
| 15041. | Jam (jamelele) | 74.86 | 83% | 2017-03-07 |
| 15042. | asdsfdg (asdfgdsf) | 74.86 | 96% | 2021-06-07 |
| 15043. | Venticle (dominion1326) | 74.85 | 93% | 2016-03-20 |
| 15044. | AR4444 (ar4444) | 74.85 | 95% | 2019-01-23 |
| 15045. | H A (hamada_ali) | 74.85 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 15046. | Siddharth (sid_1310) | 74.85 | 97% | 2023-03-10 |
| 15047. | Kibble (kibble) | 74.85 | 93% | 2017-04-23 |
| 15048. | Ian (potatotyperboi) | 74.85 | 97% | 2018-11-07 |
| 15049. | Mis94 (mis94) | 74.85 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 15050. | daniel (dchoi_) | 74.84 | 95% | 2025-04-12 |
| 15051. | javier (jf1442) | 74.84 | 97% | 2025-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |