I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15501. | An Ackerman (iamvr) | 73.75 | 99% | 2022-03-12 |
| 15502. | Azael (azael69) | 73.75 | 95% | 2020-12-15 |
| 15503. | Sama (parasite007) | 73.75 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 15504. | Rob (smooff) | 73.75 | 95% | 2017-04-18 |
| 15505. | KHUSHI M™ (sweetgal_khushi) | 73.75 | 98% | 2015-06-18 |
| 15506. | Lakshya (lakshya7878) | 73.74 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 15507. | Drawer (accouchement) | 73.74 | 98% | 2023-09-04 |
| 15508. | Phan (hed_wig) | 73.74 | 95% | 2019-12-04 |
| 15509. | Jackson (shaggspawns) | 73.74 | 94% | 2016-04-12 |
| 15510. | Andrew (doctorv_92) | 73.73 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 15511. | GMHazem (gm_hazem02) | 73.73 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
| 15512. | Henry (barihenry) | 73.73 | 93% | 2021-01-01 |
| 15513. | Muhammad (berylmiller) | 73.73 | 95% | 2017-11-26 |
| 15514. | Liney (pollypopcorn) | 73.73 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| 15515. | Zack (zbrooks) | 73.73 | 93% | 2016-01-15 |
| 15516. | Zach (fullbright) | 73.73 | 89% | 2016-09-30 |
| 15517. | Avishkar (avishcold) | 73.72 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 15518. | Pete (peterith) | 73.72 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
| 15519. | Flamebeaver (framebuffer) | 73.72 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 15520. | Milos (milo51) | 73.72 | 95% | 2016-03-25 |
| 15521. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 73.72 | 95% | 2017-11-19 |
| 15522. | GreenOwl (green_owl_1_head) | 73.71 | 98% | 2023-03-15 |
| 15523. | Salem (slomy0010) | 73.71 | 97.6% | 2024-11-12 |
| 15524. | Jorisen (nived_soul) | 73.71 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 15525. | MavrosOplarxigos (oplarxigos) | 73.70 | 95% | 2022-05-23 |
| 15526. | Josh (jonono1919) | 73.70 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 15527. | scotish (scotishcham) | 73.70 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
| 15528. | Samo (samo07) | 73.70 | 95% | 2021-02-15 |
| 15529. | Woody (woody_wins_) | 73.70 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 15530. | Hamodi (geskianistic) | 73.70 | 90% | 2015-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |