And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20872. | Alex (alex01236) | 76.90 | 99% | 2019-10-30 |
| 20873. | Garben (garben) | 76.90 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 20874. | foenem (mkmares_qwerty) | 76.90 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
| 20875. | Bashar (bashar) | 76.90 | 99% | 2020-09-15 |
| 20876. | Ramon (rafanadalmatador) | 76.90 | 88% | 2012-12-06 |
| 20877. | Abhijeet (abhijeetorama) | 76.89 | 96% | 2014-12-29 |
| 20878. | rathan (rathan_george) | 76.89 | 94% | 2013-03-01 |
| 20879. | Eric (ericnosarcasm) | 76.89 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 20880. | Mohnish (mohnish11) | 76.89 | 94% | 2016-03-11 |
| 20881. | (gerardcalacday) | 76.89 | 99% | 2022-07-06 |
| 20882. | 3rd Place (bomtombadil) | 76.89 | 99% | 2014-07-14 |
| 20883. | Oliver (linearboy) | 76.88 | 95.7% | 2023-10-26 |
| 20884. | Nik (iiirxs) | 76.88 | 98% | 2019-03-20 |
| 20885. | funkytown (basti_colemak) | 76.88 | 98% | 2021-12-05 |
| 20886. | Calvin Low (benderium_123) | 76.88 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
| 20887. | marc (marconijacob97) | 76.88 | 94% | 2014-07-24 |
| 20888. | MiracleSheep (miracle_sheep) | 76.87 | 97.3% | 2023-07-24 |
| 20889. | Whyn (why8n) | 76.87 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
| 20890. | Nils (chewhaz) | 76.87 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 20891. | Ramona (ramonaflowers101) | 76.87 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 20892. | tstats[guest_typists] (gues... | 76.87 | 96.1% | 2021-02-08 |
| 20893. | Anders (andersg1) | 76.87 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 20894. | Flamebeaver (framebuffer) | 76.87 | 98% | 2018-11-04 |
| 20895. | Alah (allahblah) | 76.87 | 95% | 2015-06-28 |
| 20896. | (johnkelly841@hotmail.com) | 76.87 | 98% | 2014-08-03 |
| 20897. | Andreas (asbestos) | 76.87 | 98% | 2015-06-16 |
| 20898. | (tropicswpm56) | 76.86 | 95% | 2021-09-19 |
| 20899. | Xailenz (imapersonbeing) | 76.86 | 95% | 2023-10-12 |
| 20900. | Reuben (roobun) | 76.86 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 20901. | Jessica (vertigostick) | 76.86 | — | 2010-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |