Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26860. | Cam (thecampingcam) | 58.03 | 91% | 2015-08-02 |
| 26861. | Shashank (shashankabhyankar) | 58.02 | 92% | 2011-06-16 |
| 26862. | minnie (hiitzmemini) | 58.02 | 94% | 2021-06-15 |
| 26863. | Huy (cross546) | 58.02 | 97% | 2022-09-20 |
| 26864. | w (8skull) | 58.02 | 96% | 2023-04-27 |
| 26865. | Thomas (tomtwo) | 58.02 | 95% | 2021-09-24 |
| 26866. | Divyesh (divyeshm) | 58.02 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 26867. | Dush (dushnozzle) | 58.01 | 89% | 2013-07-27 |
| 26868. | Fred (fredzen) | 58.01 | 97% | 2015-05-23 |
| 26869. | Johan (johanmagnusson) | 58.01 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 26870. | Boss (cool_vinu001) | 58.01 | 94% | 2014-01-17 |
| 26871. | Daan (macdann6) | 58.01 | 96% | 2019-12-09 |
| 26872. | Yousef (yousef_salama) | 58.01 | 92% | 2012-06-15 |
| 26873. | Kamol (danny_13) | 58.01 | 95.3% | 2023-07-16 |
| 26874. | Kakarot (kakarot930) | 58.01 | 96% | 2022-11-19 |
| 26875. | Uriel Septim (historyelective) | 58.01 | 90% | 2013-04-16 |
| 26876. | Dan (randoone) | 58.00 | 98% | 2013-02-05 |
| 26877. | Jeralyn (jls1638) | 58.00 | 94% | 2017-01-29 |
| 26878. | SaucyTharoor (frag72) | 58.00 | 96% | 2020-12-26 |
| 26879. | dandaf (dandaf) | 58.00 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
| 26880. | Asim (leoperdspeed) | 57.99 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 26881. | mezkal33tO (mezkal33to) | 57.99 | 92% | 2015-12-30 |
| 26882. | Md. shahintaj (shahintaj) | 57.99 | 97% | 2017-01-28 |
| 26883. | Cvikli (hamar) | 57.99 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 26884. | Jáchym (fastfingerrs) | 57.99 | 93% | 2021-07-16 |
| 26885. | Ayub (ayublin) | 57.98 | 93% | 2011-10-26 |
| 26886. | frederik (birgerbrosa) | 57.98 | 94% | 2018-03-16 |
| 26887. | xuan (xcoivie) | 57.98 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 26888. | Tam (vick) | 57.98 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| 26889. | catalin (q0werty) | 57.98 | 95.3% | 2021-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |