I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14872. | Babblecat (babblecat) | 76.21 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 14873. | Oberyn (walterhunglong) | 76.21 | 96% | 2018-03-27 |
| 14874. | lelle (davinkyy) | 76.20 | 95% | 2022-08-30 |
| 14875. | fanatic (rijulbidhan) | 76.20 | 96% | 2021-12-13 |
| 14876. | Jiro (onijiro) | 76.19 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 14877. | Bean (beansbeansbeans) | 76.19 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 14878. | Will (wdoutreband) | 76.19 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 14879. | joki (jokistyle) | 76.19 | 97.2% | 2021-02-23 |
| 14880. | jakalamaa (jakalamaa) | 76.19 | 98% | 2021-01-30 |
| 14881. | Szilu (szilu) | 76.19 | 97% | 2019-11-02 |
| 14882. | Tim (littlesprinklesjersey) | 76.19 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 14883. | Fab (fabpotatis) | 76.19 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| 14884. | kayg (miryokucolemakdh) | 76.18 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 14885. | a (shibss) | 76.18 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 14886. | Najaf (najaf2) | 76.18 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 14887. | Vincent (notvincentt) | 76.18 | 98% | 2021-09-16 |
| 14888. | Guilherme (chaldow) | 76.17 | 98% | 2022-11-21 |
| 14889. | Shafiq (shafiq7911) | 76.17 | 98% | 2021-05-02 |
| 14890. | Guest (fraedae) | 76.17 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 14891. | Joe (greystreet) | 76.17 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| 14892. | NoblePickle (noblepickle) | 76.16 | 97% | 2025-03-24 |
| 14893. | Riel (rielgrumal) | 76.16 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
| 14894. | Frank (fizero) | 76.16 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 14895. | Epoch (epochisepic) | 76.15 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 14896. | Antogs (antogs) | 76.15 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 14897. | imperial (imperialxox) | 76.13 | 94% | 2018-09-21 |
| 14898. | ⠀ (ploop123) | 76.13 | 95% | 2022-10-02 |
| 14899. | Tommy (sparkxd) | 76.13 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 14900. | CookieChokis (cookiechokis) | 76.11 | 98% | 2024-05-10 |
| 14901. | Oakamoore (oakamoore) | 76.11 | 99% | 2023-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |