I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13513. | Yves (yclaguisma) | 78.96 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 13514. | 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 (unrequited_) | 78.96 | 97% | 2021-07-13 |
| 13515. | Alex (alexkyo) | 78.96 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 13516. | ejay (spacebars_) | 78.96 | 97.6% | 2023-11-06 |
| 13517. | char (chxrcoal) | 78.96 | 96% | 2019-11-22 |
| 13518. | skeet (driipz) | 78.95 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
| 13519. | Ryan (godawesome) | 78.95 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 13520. | Alan (yuzhi) | 78.94 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 13521. | Fragobert (fragobert) | 78.94 | 94% | 2022-12-04 |
| 13522. | Tara (toropomolo) | 78.94 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 13523. | Izan (wei_wei_yap_yap) | 78.94 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 13524. | Valip (vapan25) | 78.94 | 89% | 2016-02-19 |
| 13525. | kmkkmk (kmkkmk) | 78.94 | 96% | 2016-01-10 |
| 13526. | Andreas (oxbow) | 78.94 | 97% | 2016-04-29 |
| 13527. | MrPatuti (misterpatuti) | 78.93 | 99% | 2023-06-19 |
| 13528. | Adam (cerealbox42) | 78.93 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
| 13529. | Guest(?) (giannissapo) | 78.92 | 97.4% | 2025-01-10 |
| 13530. | Dragan (sfsgagi) | 78.92 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
| 13531. | Franklin (fpstone) | 78.92 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 13532. | Erik (erikletendre) | 78.92 | 95% | 2016-10-24 |
| 13533. | Skt (sktboi) | 78.92 | 91% | 2015-06-30 |
| 13534. | RIP Reckful (demmmskillz) | 78.91 | 96% | 2018-10-22 |
| 13535. | gm (lovejoy2) | 78.91 | 98% | 2016-05-26 |
| 13536. | Omar (om17) | 78.91 | 96% | 2018-05-12 |
| 13537. | Ethan (ethan_types) | 78.90 | 97.1% | 2023-08-04 |
| 13538. | Alex (alexisstillalive) | 78.90 | 96% | 2020-08-08 |
| 13539. | Shawn (shawnyw) | 78.90 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 13540. | Flare (flareyt) | 78.90 | 89% | 2016-12-24 |
| 13541. | Jayden (jclee123) | 78.88 | 94% | 2022-12-14 |
| 13542. | Nicolas (fruscianterules) | 78.88 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |