So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2787. | Jeff (chiefjeef) | 108.68 | 100% | 2021-11-05 |
| 2788. | LemO (rommelcanoy) | 108.68 | 99% | 2021-02-28 |
| 2789. | aoeu (lazycheetah) | 108.68 | 95% | 2015-02-20 |
| 2790. | alex (alexmercer2) | 108.67 | 100% | 2016-06-15 |
| 2791. | solari (solari) | 108.66 | 95% | 2013-04-22 |
| 2792. | adrien (oxygene) | 108.66 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 2793. | Koos (koos) | 108.66 | 95% | 2013-04-01 |
| 2794. | Junya (junia) | 108.66 | 96% | 2014-10-12 |
| 2795. | mechanical (cakesogood) | 108.65 | 99% | 2020-04-02 |
| 2796. | Mobi (mobikenobi) | 108.65 | 95% | 2012-02-27 |
| 2797. | (floofyaltaria) | 108.64 | 99% | 2021-01-16 |
| 2798. | Jeff (wildhorses) | 108.64 | 99% | 2013-11-06 |
| 2799. | Drewba (drewba) | 108.63 | 96% | 2015-02-28 |
| 2800. | Deval (jjokerr) | 108.62 | 98% | 2017-09-02 |
| 2801. | Kelly (yuukinon) | 108.61 | 95% | 2012-12-14 |
| 2802. | msun641 (msun641) | 108.61 | 96% | 2014-12-24 |
| 2803. | Reba (foxyreba) | 108.60 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 2804. | Endeavourer (endeavourer) | 108.59 | 95% | 2016-10-19 |
| 2805. | Richard (fireshot1234) | 108.58 | 98% | 2023-06-05 |
| 2806. | Olivia (grape123) | 108.58 | 98% | 2022-05-01 |
| 2807. | David (digtron) | 108.58 | 98% | 2014-03-28 |
| 2808. | . (speedyant) | 108.57 | 98% | 2021-02-06 |
| 2809. | Phlex (phlexplexico) | 108.56 | 99% | 2017-11-10 |
| 2810. | K (llsckmg) | 108.56 | — | 2010-03-15 |
| 2811. | Andy (duder) | 108.56 | 95% | 2011-10-19 |
| 2812. | chade (kickenwang) | 108.54 | 96% | 2015-04-16 |
| 2813. | John Carlo (jcdue21) | 108.54 | 98% | 2016-04-24 |
| 2814. | Jeremy (snoozeallday) | 108.54 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 2815. | Marcus (airal) | 108.53 | — | 2010-02-19 |
| 2816. | oswin (oswin) | 108.53 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |