So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13206. | Noe (yesnoe) | 79.14 | — | 2009-11-22 |
| 13207. | (hiwatari) | 79.14 | — | 2010-11-30 |
| 13208. | (oobixyz) | 79.13 | 95% | 2022-12-10 |
| 13209. | (timetock) | 79.13 | 94% | 2016-01-27 |
| 13210. | (seelan) | 79.13 | 96% | 2014-01-14 |
| 13211. | (avdh4) | 79.13 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 13212. | (baljkaa39) | 79.13 | 96% | 2021-02-22 |
| 13213. | (josejose1) | 79.13 | 100% | 2014-10-14 |
| 13214. | l_Suple_l (ql_suple_lp) | 79.12 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 13215. | (bendoman_) | 79.12 | 96% | 2020-08-09 |
| 13216. | (colintjy) | 79.12 | 99% | 2018-12-24 |
| 13217. | (jasocanfly) | 79.12 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 13218. | (kennesawmtlandis) | 79.11 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 13219. | (a9088391) | 79.11 | 99% | 2020-09-27 |
| 13220. | Mark Stanley (marklibid) | 79.11 | 98% | 2017-07-19 |
| 13221. | (writerb) | 79.11 | 98% | 2013-01-29 |
| 13222. | (kazdenetienne) | 79.10 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
| 13223. | Fizik (fiziksouljya) | 79.10 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 13224. | (astachurski) | 79.10 | 99% | 2023-06-18 |
| 13225. | (foundry) | 79.10 | 87% | 2015-03-05 |
| 13226. | (mechdrone) | 79.10 | 95% | 2017-11-23 |
| 13227. | (crazyninjamike) | 79.10 | 88% | 2013-08-02 |
| 13228. | (doylesgirl73) | 79.10 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 13229. | (bmyutuc) | 79.10 | 94% | 2013-10-11 |
| 13230. | (quantumtheory3) | 79.10 | 91% | 2014-08-26 |
| 13231. | (nicole813) | 79.10 | 94% | 2011-12-01 |
| 13232. | (chowmeinx) | 79.10 | 98% | 2016-08-16 |
| 13233. | (thankfull22) | 79.09 | 99% | 2020-04-19 |
| 13234. | Sasuke (leandroisamazing) | 79.09 | 96% | 2020-05-03 |
| 13235. | (tiddytwister) | 79.09 | 95% | 2021-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |