The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27687. | (fahadan) | 70.39 | — | 2010-08-19 |
| 27688. | (doublecouponday) | 70.38 | 99% | 2018-03-23 |
| 27689. | (fblues) | 70.38 | 97% | 2014-06-28 |
| 27690. | (xxtyperacerxx) | 70.38 | 95% | 2015-05-11 |
| 27691. | (taniatania) | 70.38 | 98% | 2011-12-29 |
| 27692. | (kuzame) | 70.38 | 92% | 2011-06-18 |
| 27693. | (rotator73) | 70.38 | 98% | 2014-09-02 |
| 27694. | derick10 (derick10) | 70.38 | 96% | 2012-08-24 |
| 27695. | (homedepot) | 70.37 | 98% | 2019-11-01 |
| 27696. | (crowderhead) | 70.37 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 27697. | (vinnyataide) | 70.37 | 93% | 2016-06-14 |
| 27698. | (deepakprasad) | 70.37 | 92% | 2013-08-17 |
| 27699. | (eike236) | 70.37 | 97% | 2012-04-24 |
| 27700. | MaxVerstappen33 (newrookie15) | 70.36 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 27701. | (condogiv) | 70.36 | 95% | 2023-06-06 |
| 27702. | Tami (miso) | 70.36 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 27703. | nah (hosie) | 70.35 | — | 2009-06-06 |
| 27704. | (mccoykat) | 70.35 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 27705. | (darkislife) | 70.35 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| 27706. | (anhhungdie) | 70.35 | 94% | 2011-05-21 |
| 27707. | (swdmn) | 70.35 | 95% | 2016-04-13 |
| 27708. | sparks (forwardthinker) | 70.35 | 98% | 2015-06-15 |
| 27709. | (andthatsit) | 70.34 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 27710. | (nielo99) | 70.34 | 97% | 2018-08-02 |
| 27711. | (kerbouchard) | 70.34 | 94% | 2015-10-31 |
| 27712. | (mappy13) | 70.33 | 93% | 2013-10-25 |
| 27713. | (yodeller) | 70.33 | 90% | 2016-02-18 |
| 27714. | (farid1993) | 70.33 | 96% | 2017-08-05 |
| 27715. | (zunn) | 70.33 | 93% | 2014-03-04 |
| 27716. | Lie Algebra (liealgebracow) | 70.33 | 90% | 2016-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |