So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29045. | (sanjaykuka@gmail.com) | 53.59 | 94% | 2013-07-21 |
| 29046. | (gandaruvu) | 53.59 | 96% | 2015-04-21 |
| 29047. | (rajkumarsr43) | 53.59 | 98% | 2017-11-19 |
| 29048. | Simon (kotlinski) | 53.59 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 29049. | (jtunny) | 53.58 | 91% | 2012-11-11 |
| 29050. | Sherif Abdelsalam (fai2die) | 53.58 | 96% | 2022-12-14 |
| 29051. | (brianjay10) | 53.58 | 95% | 2018-10-27 |
| 29052. | (kevin06) | 53.58 | 87% | 2011-08-19 |
| 29053. | Crusher (crusher007) | 53.58 | 94% | 2014-04-14 |
| 29054. | Amber (amber129023) | 53.58 | 92% | 2016-03-17 |
| 29055. | StrawHat (strawhat_amine) | 53.57 | 93.9% | 2021-02-15 |
| 29056. | (youngzk17) | 53.57 | 96% | 2023-09-25 |
| 29057. | (emilicah) | 53.57 | 96.6% | 2021-02-22 |
| 29058. | (wikid15) | 53.57 | 95% | 2020-10-25 |
| 29059. | (queeb) | 53.57 | 84% | 2016-11-11 |
| 29060. | (willatuno) | 53.57 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 29061. | (anton808) | 53.56 | 96% | 2022-11-03 |
| 29062. | (ronocoolo) | 53.56 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 29063. | Alex (formerself) | 53.56 | 94% | 2015-02-16 |
| 29064. | yarya (yaryaaa) | 53.56 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| 29065. | Aida (camelia) | 53.56 | — | 2009-03-14 |
| 29066. | aks (aksx) | 53.55 | 91% | 2016-12-18 |
| 29067. | (r4ghuveer) | 53.55 | 95% | 2022-07-29 |
| 29068. | (hiitzmemini) | 53.55 | 94% | 2020-10-17 |
| 29069. | me (hseruslihkus) | 53.55 | 96% | 2017-12-29 |
| 29070. | (nishp19) | 53.55 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 29071. | (obviouslyahacker) | 53.55 | 91% | 2016-04-18 |
| 29072. | (rahin21) | 53.54 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 29073. | (njavex) | 53.54 | 94% | 2022-01-08 |
| 29074. | (scholargoblin) | 53.54 | 93% | 2023-06-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |