I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16569. | Bliuh (bjg199204) | 72.19 | 97.6% | 2023-11-01 |
| 16570. | Crimson (crimsonastr) | 72.19 | 96% | 2017-12-06 |
| 16571. | Avila (avila00) | 72.19 | 98% | 2017-08-15 |
| 16572. | kenny tan (kennytanzzz) | 72.18 | 95% | 2022-02-27 |
| 16573. | renover (renxdez) | 72.18 | 95% | 2023-08-17 |
| 16574. | kyuru (kyuru) | 72.18 | 94% | 2022-02-28 |
| 16575. | Guy (_trevorshepherd) | 72.18 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 16576. | Lukares (dulacz) | 72.17 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 16577. | chicken (chethan819) | 72.17 | 96% | 2022-09-19 |
| 16578. | Filip (flameouken) | 72.17 | 95% | 2021-04-17 |
| 16579. | coolerthancats (coolerthanc... | 72.17 | 98% | 2018-04-24 |
| 16580. | Cagri (mr_oral) | 72.16 | 95% | 2023-05-11 |
| 16581. | AL (al_j______) | 72.14 | 99% | 2023-06-27 |
| 16582. | Deltan (deltan) | 72.14 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 16583. | kyle (hiefenhoomer) | 72.14 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 16584. | Hannah (_hannahxr) | 72.14 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| 16585. | Justice (forlorn_guy) | 72.13 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 16586. | Neel (jydoenwat) | 72.13 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 16587. | Allie (canipleasename) | 72.13 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 16588. | arz (arzr) | 72.13 | 97% | 2017-08-23 |
| 16589. | juin (choonjuin) | 72.13 | 97% | 2017-04-10 |
| 16590. | Christopher (chrizopaz) | 72.12 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 16591. | woahman (realwoahman) | 72.12 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
| 16592. | Kacper (hoff123) | 72.11 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
| 16593. | Joe (lordhaslim_2003) | 72.11 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 16594. | Poop (poopbuttpoop) | 72.11 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
| 16595. | Dimitrije (mitapro24) | 72.11 | 96% | 2023-01-30 |
| 16596. | S (suhaib_silwadi) | 72.11 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 16597. | Weirdness (weirdnessunfolds) | 72.10 | 95.1% | 2025-01-13 |
| 16598. | Olanrewaju (lanreewaju) | 72.09 | 96% | 2023-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |