So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23484. | Jon (coltirl) | 63.13 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 23485. | Ali (shamigiri) | 63.13 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 23486. | Verne (vverne) | 63.13 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 23487. | Rodolfo (antunesrodolfo) | 63.13 | 95% | 2019-10-23 |
| 23488. | Nathen (ravagedtv) | 63.12 | 91% | 2014-11-18 |
| 23489. | Uurdmandakh (uurdmandakh) | 63.12 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 23490. | Twors (twors) | 63.12 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 23491. | Taylor (taylorak9) | 63.12 | 93% | 2015-09-11 |
| 23492. | Misha (misha_lavrov) | 63.11 | 97% | 2020-03-14 |
| 23493. | Vin (beanstalker69) | 63.11 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 23494. | A (pinebug) | 63.11 | 96% | 2021-05-15 |
| 23495. | Cool (lordmash) | 63.11 | 94% | 2017-10-26 |
| 23496. | eddy (yourmom22) | 63.11 | — | 2010-05-19 |
| 23497. | Majid (majid87) | 63.11 | — | 2011-03-01 |
| 23498. | van (thanhvan1311) | 63.11 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 23499. | Allan (acaa102010@yahoo.com) | 63.11 | 94% | 2013-07-04 |
| 23500. | ixora (joransk) | 63.10 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 23501. | dotMPEG (tsirotinsky) | 63.10 | 90% | 2016-02-20 |
| 23502. | forhad (forhadsustbd) | 63.10 | 96% | 2013-11-21 |
| 23503. | Mayank (dhupendar) | 63.10 | 95% | 2021-06-24 |
| 23504. | Likkon (likkon_maddik) | 63.10 | 96.4% | 2023-10-03 |
| 23505. | Philip (plip_1021) | 63.10 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
| 23506. | Snail (exspeed) | 63.10 | 93% | 2014-06-27 |
| 23507. | Ramayanam (damu_888@yahoo.c... | 63.10 | 91% | 2015-02-19 |
| 23508. | Jonathan (daemonium) | 63.10 | 98% | 2014-11-04 |
| 23509. | Ben (dabeniao) | 63.10 | 91% | 2012-04-27 |
| 23510. | mj (allucard100) | 63.09 | 96% | 2023-01-19 |
| 23511. | Liam (typheous) | 63.09 | 92% | 2015-07-25 |
| 23512. | kepi (kepiii) | 63.09 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 23513. | Michael (michaellicata519) | 63.09 | 95% | 2016-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |