Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12318. | (robinst) | 81.08 | 93% | 2011-09-20 |
| 12319. | 🫐🌺Ruby (reuben_yeager) | 81.07 | 96% | 2021-11-16 |
| 12320. | (pulak) | 81.07 | 99% | 2019-06-23 |
| 12321. | (michaelomh) | 81.07 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 12322. | (fillipdots) | 81.07 | 96% | 2022-08-29 |
| 12323. | (janglesthemoonmonkey) | 81.06 | 93% | 2016-04-19 |
| 12324. | hello (sharkyboy) | 81.06 | 84% | 2015-03-01 |
| 12325. | (mreading) | 81.06 | 98% | 2016-05-11 |
| 12326. | Tran (tleanh) | 81.06 | 89% | 2011-12-20 |
| 12327. | Marstam (marstam) | 81.06 | 95.6% | 2023-08-24 |
| 12328. | (inosol) | 81.06 | 98% | 2022-11-06 |
| 12329. | Juggalo420queef (sacchai) | 81.05 | 98% | 2013-05-01 |
| 12330. | (eternalstudent) | 81.05 | 96% | 2022-12-26 |
| 12331. | (mr_if) | 81.05 | 96.1% | 2023-09-07 |
| 12332. | Earnest (redwhirl) | 81.05 | 98% | 2022-10-12 |
| 12333. | DieterTyper (dietertyper) | 81.05 | 96% | 2016-04-08 |
| 12334. | Joe (cobiejoe96) | 81.04 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 12335. | (karmik) | 81.04 | 93% | 2016-08-28 |
| 12336. | (poetry) | 81.04 | 90% | 2017-04-17 |
| 12337. | (foreversick) | 81.04 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 12338. | (jrdupd) | 81.04 | 99% | 2016-01-02 |
| 12339. | (iwreckurfamily) | 81.04 | 96% | 2018-09-05 |
| 12340. | (whorheatoh) | 81.04 | 96% | 2023-05-27 |
| 12341. | (samuraipizzacat29) | 81.03 | 96% | 2012-04-23 |
| 12342. | (updatin) | 81.03 | 96.3% | 2023-10-17 |
| 12343. | (aryandeore) | 81.03 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 12344. | (gmgrhythm) | 81.03 | 98% | 2022-08-23 |
| 12345. | (timofeyumbrella) | 81.03 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 12346. | (trisywc) | 81.02 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| 12347. | (rocky_balboa) | 81.01 | — | 2010-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |