So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18293. | Fauzan (fblues) | 70.90 | 96% | 2016-01-21 |
| 18294. | mervee (mrvsaff) | 70.90 | 99% | 2016-05-09 |
| 18295. | joe (jwvv77) | 70.90 | 96% | 2018-04-17 |
| 18296. | Rin (rinthis) | 70.89 | 94% | 2015-03-31 |
| 18297. | Altair (altairjapan) | 70.89 | 96% | 2023-04-29 |
| 18298. | Corentin (risemu) | 70.89 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 18299. | Ben (bk100) | 70.89 | 96% | 2022-05-26 |
| 18300. | Antti (antchu17) | 70.89 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 18301. | Danupong (danupong9) | 70.89 | — | 2009-11-21 |
| 18302. | Oliver (olivertee) | 70.89 | 86% | 2016-03-07 |
| 18303. | kouchanman (kouchanman) | 70.89 | 96% | 2015-08-26 |
| 18304. | zakauddin (stenographer009) | 70.89 | 97% | 2013-02-08 |
| 18305. | shervin (frenzyfast) | 70.89 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 18306. | Hari (haribhaskar7) | 70.88 | 91% | 2014-08-04 |
| 18307. | fthe (fthe) | 70.88 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| 18308. | RAMs3c (xander360) | 70.88 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 18309. | WONKYWILLY (wonkywilly) | 70.87 | 96% | 2022-04-24 |
| 18310. | Megan (foreverpurple) | 70.87 | 96% | 2013-07-16 |
| 18311. | master (cs6000pistol) | 70.87 | 95% | 2018-10-03 |
| 18312. | á—œHarri (steno) (harrri) | 70.87 | 92.7% | 2023-10-20 |
| 18313. | anjumaaa (zenda254) | 70.87 | 94% | 2021-12-26 |
| 18314. | Brendan (brendalandan) | 70.87 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
| 18315. | Jeannie (jeanjingmic) | 70.87 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 18316. | Gravity (grav1ty) | 70.87 | — | 2009-05-30 |
| 18317. | tieu binh (tieubinhbinh) | 70.87 | 97% | 2014-12-20 |
| 18318. | argyrw not steno real wpm (... | 70.87 | 99% | 2018-12-22 |
| 18319. | Joe (imjoe6721) | 70.87 | 95% | 2015-01-28 |
| 18320. | BJD (bjd_rock) | 70.86 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| 18321. | sai (smuna13) | 70.86 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 18322. | Itamar (itkeman) | 70.86 | 85% | 2014-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |