As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11561. | Samadhan Jadhav (samadhan) | 80.68 | 89% | 2016-08-23 |
| 11562. | Michael (pernobo) | 80.68 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 11563. | Manikhan (khan_12345) | 80.67 | 98% | 2023-08-15 |
| 11564. | Kaladin (kaladin_stormblessed) | 80.67 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
| 11565. | Adrianus (dungonmahshoe) | 80.67 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 11566. | Retrojoe1984 (joemama84) | 80.67 | 97.8% | 2023-09-02 |
| 11567. | Korezu (nyanuwin) | 80.67 | 96% | 2021-12-29 |
| 11568. | Ben (financialwar) | 80.67 | 98% | 2017-11-13 |
| 11569. | saksham (withsakki) | 80.67 | 97% | 2017-03-13 |
| 11570. | Trevor (trevortypes) | 80.67 | 95% | 2016-11-17 |
| 11571. | H (hdawg187) | 80.67 | 96% | 2016-05-20 |
| 11572. | D (ereda) | 80.67 | 95% | 2016-04-28 |
| 11573. | ridicolos (ridicolos) | 80.66 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 11574. | Heemy (heemylo) | 80.66 | 92% | 2016-02-28 |
| 11575. | Kale (kaletypes2) | 80.66 | 96% | 2016-02-06 |
| 11576. | GateOfStoner (bangokecap) | 80.66 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 11577. | Pepe (peperojel) | 80.65 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 11578. | Andrew (foretold) | 80.65 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 11579. | VEVEEVEVEV (gosqib) | 80.65 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| 11580. | Scottie (fxntm) | 80.64 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 11581. | Simon (scyter) | 80.64 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 11582. | Eric (grooster99) | 80.64 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 11583. | itsmin (itsminbin) | 80.64 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 11584. | Nicolo (kingpvlcini) | 80.64 | 91% | 2016-06-23 |
| 11585. | Anthony (ddragon217) | 80.64 | 98% | 2021-09-04 |
| 11586. | Travis (travisjf) | 80.64 | 92% | 2016-04-04 |
| 11587. | Koby (kobs222) | 80.63 | 98% | 2025-01-21 |
| 11588. | Majipan (majipan) | 80.63 | 99% | 2016-04-08 |
| 11589. | grgrdvrt (grgrdvrt) | 80.63 | 98% | 2025-11-04 |
| 11590. | GoombaBoomba (goombaboomba) | 80.63 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |