I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| 14973. | mingi (gatangae) | 75.68 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 14974. | ENLIGHTENED MAC USER (tedty... | 75.68 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 14975. | Kavan (kavan044) | 75.68 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 14976. | Victoria (azureale) | 75.68 | 98% | 2019-10-21 |
| 14977. | Elliana (ellianahaha) | 75.67 | 97% | 2025-01-20 |
| 14978. | John (jcboss10) | 75.67 | 96% | 2022-02-22 |
| 14979. | Graham (graham152) | 75.67 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
| 14980. | DanK (maplefrost) | 75.67 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 14981. | Cray (kweikwei) | 75.67 | 97% | 2025-07-23 |
| 14982. | Ryan (lilchicken) | 75.67 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 14983. | Kofu (kofu145) | 75.67 | 96% | 2020-04-03 |
| 14984. | spaceaps (spacecaps) | 75.67 | 97% | 2015-04-18 |
| 14985. | Aeron James (ajutzu) | 75.66 | 97.3% | 2023-10-20 |
| 14986. | Vinay (vinaynani92) | 75.66 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 14987. | Volmy (volmy031) | 75.66 | 96% | 2016-05-25 |
| 14988. | GoVegan (goveganf) | 75.66 | 93% | 2016-03-07 |
| 14989. | Osama (default_1011) | 75.65 | 96% | 2022-09-22 |
| 14990. | Mayank (the_one_01) | 75.65 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 14991. | Chase (chasechai) | 75.65 | 92% | 2016-12-25 |
| 14992. | Andrew (foretold) | 75.65 | 94% | 2020-11-16 |
| 14993. | Patric (mooliani25) | 75.65 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 14994. | ungabunga (ungabungaoobunga) | 75.65 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
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| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
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