The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11727. | bb where are youuuu (kwokhin) | 97.29 | 96% | 2013-10-17 |
| 11728. | Richie (official) | 97.29 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 11729. | Việt (mm04a_viethan) | 97.29 | 98% | 2013-01-01 |
| 11730. | olle (fallie) | 97.29 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 11731. | William (we1hong) | 97.28 | 97% | 2018-08-29 |
| 11732. | Hans (hansboi) | 97.28 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
| 11733. | isaiah (zay_fantasia) | 97.28 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 11734. | Beksultan (bexultan) | 97.28 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| 11735. | Brisco County (briscocounty) | 97.28 | — | 2009-04-23 |
| 11736. | Monte Carlo (polishtyper) | 97.28 | 96% | 2015-06-23 |
| 11737. | jama (bananajunction) | 97.27 | 93% | 2016-10-10 |
| 11738. | Sotonation (akatrell) | 97.27 | 98.9% | 2023-05-21 |
| 11739. | egg (egg_soup) | 97.27 | 98% | 2021-02-05 |
| 11740. | Max (combustion11) | 97.27 | 91% | 2012-12-27 |
| 11741. | J (phaeton) | 97.27 | — | 2010-06-19 |
| 11742. | Tunggul (tatunk13) | 97.27 | 97% | 2014-11-27 |
| 11743. | Bex (nelsonhartr) | 97.26 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 11744. | Pradeep (pradeep80) | 97.26 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 11745. | Josh (thicccmartian) | 97.26 | 99% | 2020-05-31 |
| 11746. | Speed Cola (zdj361) | 97.26 | 98% | 2018-03-31 |
| 11747. | Tyler (foreign_man_23) | 97.26 | 92% | 2014-01-05 |
| 11748. | Michael (mdogboy) | 97.25 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| 11749. | Liam (swuffmuff42) | 97.25 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 11750. | Derek (slowassbentley) | 97.25 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 11751. | 大頭妹 (cowboy2) | 97.25 | — | 2010-10-19 |
| 11752. | Leone (leoneviru) | 97.25 | 98% | 2018-02-11 |
| 11753. | Kristján (kripet) | 97.25 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 11754. | abraham (shewdiebro) | 97.25 | 95% | 2018-07-08 |
| 11755. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 97.25 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 11756. | Antonius (instanton) | 97.25 | 93% | 2014-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |