I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 221. | Adam (adamjason804) | 128.35 | 98.7% | 2023-08-25 |
| 222. | cnp (cnp_) | 128.34 | 97.6% | 2024-08-18 |
| 223. | Evan (tshiknn) | 128.23 | 98.6% | 2024-07-12 |
| 224. | (_folder) | 127.99 | 98.2% | 2024-02-14 |
| 225. | kekw (kekwomegalul) | 127.89 | 98% | 2025-07-03 |
| 226. | Oleh (ptrvtch) | 127.89 | 98.9% | 2023-07-04 |
| 227. | Julianne (pavlova_condition... | 127.89 | 98% | 2026-04-28 |
| 228. | badtyper (kaboom5) | 127.83 | 99% | 2024-02-25 |
| 229. | moon (moonpi) | 127.76 | 98.6% | 2024-02-08 |
| 230. | (logan188mc) | 127.74 | 98% | 2025-12-22 |
| 231. | mike (voluptuous) | 127.66 | 97.9% | 2023-06-13 |
| 232. | heartemoji (heartemoji2) | 127.59 | 98.3% | 2024-07-07 |
| 233. | colamek (colamek) | 127.54 | 98.3% | 2024-04-13 |
| 234. | ROLLLA ROLLLA ROLLLA ROLLLA... | 127.51 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 235. | Flibberti (flibbertigibbet) | 127.38 | 99% | 2024-11-08 |
| 236. | -MarkVS- (mark40511) | 127.36 | 99.2% | 2023-08-24 |
| 237. | nikhil (forceablebean6) | 127.28 | 99% | 2023-05-14 |
| 238. | izzy on dialup (ordies) | 127.27 | 97.8% | 2024-09-29 |
| 239. | (zest) | 127.25 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 240. | (rayer) | 127.14 | 98.6% | 2023-05-16 |
| 241. | x (managerhwang) | 126.85 | 97.1% | 2025-02-12 |
| 242. | (jlachney) | 126.84 | 97.1% | 2024-02-10 |
| 243. | Juggle (juggle6) | 126.70 | 97.4% | 2023-05-16 |
| 244. | berbseedle (thatonebedsheet... | 126.62 | 99.1% | 2024-12-24 |
| 245. | barrack (mr_sandwich1871) | 126.56 | 98% | 2026-01-24 |
| 246. | fruit (special_vegetable) | 126.51 | 97.4% | 2023-07-20 |
| 247. | dvorak :) (lauta70) | 126.41 | 97.8% | 2024-12-15 |
| 248. | maximus124 (maximus124) | 126.33 | 98% | 2026-01-18 |
| 249. | (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━... | 126.31 | 97.7% | 2024-12-10 |
| 250. | bmoney (23bmoney23) | 126.30 | 97.9% | 2023-08-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |