I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4853. | Crappy (moarpractice) | 105.89 | 99% | 2024-01-21 |
| 4854. | Henry (hsm12) | 105.88 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
| 4855. | (ilikeponyz20) | 105.88 | 100% | 2024-02-10 |
| 4856. | Ita (ita17) | 105.88 | 99% | 2022-07-24 |
| 4857. | Hipz (kahipz) | 105.88 | 92% | 2017-01-29 |
| 4858. | afads (dafishh46) | 105.87 | 98.2% | 2024-06-18 |
| 4859. | BUS (bus12) | 105.87 | 99% | 2023-09-05 |
| 4860. | Jackpot700 (jackpot7001) | 105.86 | 98% | 2018-03-09 |
| 4861. | Toforgivemyself (hakuchihiro) | 105.85 | 97.6% | 2024-09-27 |
| 4862. | Alien (half_alien) | 105.85 | 99% | 2023-03-06 |
| 4863. | Julius (julius0520) | 105.85 | 97.3% | 2023-11-29 |
| 4864. | atthespeedofcheeba (figilon) | 105.85 | 99% | 2021-10-07 |
| 4865. | krakatoa (krakatoafoon) | 105.85 | 100% | 2017-12-30 |
| 4866. | Ed (raptorofli) | 105.84 | 98% | 2022-10-01 |
| 4867. | Satyyyyyyyyy (satyy) | 105.83 | 96.2% | 2024-08-17 |
| 4868. | Jared (ratmanandgoblin) | 105.83 | 99% | 2017-09-17 |
| 4869. | HOANG (hazard) | 105.82 | 99% | 2025-06-02 |
| 4870. | Weston (westond11) | 105.82 | 99.4% | 2024-07-25 |
| 4871. | Luka (garicluka) | 105.82 | 97.6% | 2023-12-12 |
| 4872. | $$$$ (for_fun) | 105.82 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 4873. | THeasdf5 (typehans) | 105.82 | 99% | 2018-02-19 |
| 4874. | Strqfe (ibiza_twis) | 105.82 | 96% | 2019-10-17 |
| 4875. | Tejbir (tejbirsingh) | 105.82 | 99% | 2018-07-22 |
| 4876. | nooba (uminoobi) | 105.81 | 98.8% | 2024-06-20 |
| 4877. | Free Palestine (rollno14) | 105.80 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
| 4878. | Matthew (mattpeles) | 105.79 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 4879. | Benton (superbenty1) | 105.79 | 98% | 2019-02-15 |
| 4880. | Naveen (kaizoku156) | 105.79 | 98.8% | 2024-03-31 |
| 4881. | Connor (happysmileyz) | 105.79 | 98% | 2018-02-15 |
| 4882. | devansh (devpirateb) | 105.79 | 99% | 2021-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |