And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11508. | Eastsky712 (eastsky712) | 94.71 | 96% | 2023-03-25 |
| 11509. | Ribbon (ribbonanarchy) | 94.71 | 99% | 2022-02-15 |
| 11510. | Zhenrui (rasuulah) | 94.71 | 98% | 2017-03-22 |
| 11511. | @smile.hnts on twitter (hyp... | 94.69 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 11512. | tstats[isakooooo] (isakooooo) | 94.69 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 11513. | 大頭妹 (cowboy2) | 94.69 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 11514. | Ron (ronald2) | 94.69 | 99% | 2022-10-06 |
| 11515. | Leon (leon_gaming) | 94.69 | 91% | 2017-05-03 |
| 11516. | Tuan (nauthnim) | 94.69 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
| 11517. | Alex (national235) | 94.69 | 98% | 2017-11-03 |
| 11518. | Ruggles (ruggles101) | 94.68 | 96% | 2012-11-11 |
| 11519. | Kevin (baeyoona) | 94.68 | 94% | 2015-11-10 |
| 11520. | Jashan (jashaan) | 94.68 | 95% | 2016-03-12 |
| 11521. | Madison (mnbutler) | 94.68 | 97% | 2016-08-31 |
| 11522. | davidpasion (davidpasion) | 94.68 | 99% | 2021-09-29 |
| 11523. | Mitchell (mitchpaglia) | 94.68 | 91% | 2015-04-25 |
| 11524. | Dan (bocadillas) | 94.67 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 11525. | old profile (supremexd) | 94.67 | 94% | 2012-03-29 |
| 11526. | Samuel (candiru) | 94.67 | 97% | 2017-01-17 |
| 11527. | $$$$ (for_fun) | 94.67 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| 11528. | mynamemynamemyname (lewis213) | 94.67 | 98% | 2022-02-20 |
| 11529. | Hose (skaldsss) | 94.67 | 98% | 2022-11-20 |
| 11530. | Fleyon (mcnsnipe1) | 94.67 | 98% | 2019-07-25 |
| 11531. | Hamza (hamza1234) | 94.66 | 96% | 2015-04-22 |
| 11532. | Hag (hagproperty) | 94.66 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 11533. | -___Sailing_ (chesu) | 94.66 | 97% | 2013-10-30 |
| 11534. | Anton (antoniostreet) | 94.66 | 98% | 2021-05-15 |
| 11535. | touch grass (midca) | 94.66 | 96% | 2021-09-01 |
| 11536. | Charlie (thecharlie) | 94.65 | — | 2008-08-18 |
| 11537. | Saucter (saucter) | 94.65 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |