I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5539. | Boris (bb667) | 97.38 | 98% | 2020-03-12 |
| 5540. | Princh (mvprinch) | 97.38 | 99% | 2021-09-02 |
| 5541. | Virat (vtari) | 97.38 | 97% | 2018-08-29 |
| 5542. | Neske (neske) | 97.38 | 97% | 2016-01-11 |
| 5543. | M (methawatc) | 97.38 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 5544. | zhem_ (zhem) | 97.37 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 5545. | Brage (brasa95) | 97.37 | 100% | 2015-09-21 |
| 5546. | Xeno (xenocidel) | 97.36 | 96% | 2012-10-17 |
| 5547. | Chupacabra (thedecn) | 97.36 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 5548. | yosefxlr8 (vaniix_) | 97.35 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 5549. | KC (hotdogkc) | 97.35 | 96% | 2015-04-16 |
| 5550. | alexis (alexxxis) | 97.35 | 91% | 2012-05-29 |
| 5551. | Murakumo (lestrade123) | 97.34 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
| 5552. | Anton (racketen) | 97.34 | 100% | 2020-10-15 |
| 5553. | Pemanasan. (pemanasan) | 97.33 | 99% | 2011-06-14 |
| 5554. | kalski (kalski) | 97.33 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 5555. | Dan (kylodan) | 97.32 | 99% | 2017-08-03 |
| 5556. | Caleb (pupilwarrior) | 97.32 | 99% | 2013-04-21 |
| 5557. | argelfaster (foopoop) | 97.32 | 96% | 2011-06-14 |
| 5558. | Elizabeth (downbeat) | 97.31 | 99% | 2023-01-30 |
| 5559. | NJD (njdolphin) | 97.31 | 96% | 2015-02-01 |
| 5560. | Alex (koroglua15) | 97.31 | 96% | 2017-03-01 |
| 5561. | Wilton (opdydx) | 97.31 | 96% | 2012-04-03 |
| 5562. | ^-^ (monte123) | 97.30 | 98% | 2020-06-03 |
| 5563. | Pakistan (humayunhassan69) | 97.30 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 5564. | Vardan (vardan) | 97.30 | 96% | 2011-12-04 |
| 5565. | Daniel (nicanor) | 97.30 | 92% | 2012-06-10 |
| 5566. | Han (laughinghan) | 97.29 | 96% | 2015-10-31 |
| 5567. | David (djroyce6) | 97.29 | 100% | 2021-04-18 |
| 5568. | Emily (minnee) | 97.28 | 98% | 2020-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |