Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15642. | Tyler (tylerthetypist) | 75.92 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 15643. | cheyenne (cheyenne62) | 75.92 | — | 2010-06-22 |
| 15644. | Jaymee (notsogreat) | 75.91 | 95% | 2012-03-20 |
| 15645. | Sabrina (getrektttt) | 75.91 | 98% | 2023-04-01 |
| 15646. | Gregory (goodycluc) | 75.91 | 92% | 2015-08-24 |
| 15647. | Tacos! (ihearttacos) | 75.91 | 97% | 2014-02-24 |
| 15648. | elsa (elsaw) | 75.90 | 94% | 2016-10-13 |
| 15649. | Apollo (ahollo) | 75.90 | 99% | 2021-11-10 |
| 15650. | Thanapat (lokid) | 75.90 | 90% | 2013-04-04 |
| 15651. | Aja (ajalemon) | 75.89 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
| 15652. | Dylan (thedylpickle) | 75.89 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
| 15653. | Ramsudhan (sudhanlee) | 75.89 | 95.9% | 2023-05-22 |
| 15654. | Noel (noeltoh98) | 75.89 | 79% | 2015-11-20 |
| 15655. | Ingvild (ingalm) | 75.89 | 95% | 2021-09-10 |
| 15656. | Kristen (kristengreen3) | 75.89 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 15657. | Aki (akitten) | 75.89 | 97% | 2012-10-20 |
| 15658. | Could be you (thegoat_5) | 75.88 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| 15659. | G (imortallix) | 75.88 | 98% | 2023-06-02 |
| 15660. | Adocys (adocys) | 75.88 | 95% | 2023-02-26 |
| 15661. | shadow (shad0) | 75.88 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 15662. | Girl (piemaniac) | 75.88 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 15663. | Zhaker (zhaker) | 75.88 | — | 2008-08-11 |
| 15664. | Duy (fooom) | 75.88 | 92% | 2013-05-30 |
| 15665. | Leandro (darklbp) | 75.88 | 94% | 2017-02-22 |
| 15666. | Nick (nspinner) | 75.88 | 97% | 2014-08-07 |
| 15667. | Nicole (jad101228) | 75.88 | 96% | 2013-11-21 |
| 15668. | Keybored_Kev (keybored_kev) | 75.87 | 98% | 2015-08-19 |
| 15669. | JOEL (joeledaniol) | 75.87 | 98% | 2012-11-11 |
| 15670. | Dad (boosh) | 75.87 | — | 2009-05-11 |
| 15671. | Calvin (blindpainter) | 75.87 | 94% | 2016-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |