Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 821. | Daniel (booksindemand) | 96.25 | 99% | 2020-03-27 |
| 822. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 96.21 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
| 823. | Chris (christrilling) | 96.14 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
| 824. | Teetos (zannte) | 96.13 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
| 825. | Faktor X (northern_lights) | 96.11 | 99% | 2017-11-08 |
| 826. | erk (estalow) | 96.10 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 827. | Blobby (blobbyliu) | 96.08 | 98% | 2019-12-29 |
| 828. | Eddie (honor317) | 96.08 | 96% | 2018-06-30 |
| 829. | Nick (wolffbaby99) | 96.04 | 98% | 2018-04-18 |
| 830. | Ryu (ryusong) | 96.04 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 831. | bonjour (jimmy1231) | 96.03 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
| 832. | Footsniffer (footsniffer69) | 95.99 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 833. | 𝕃𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕪 (techon) | 95.98 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 834. | chunky (wbcracer) | 95.98 | 98% | 2019-11-13 |
| 835. | ifndef (ifndef) | 95.98 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
| 836. | Thengil (thengil) | 95.98 | 98% | 2019-09-15 |
| 837. | Duy (fooom) | 95.93 | 98% | 2019-11-23 |
| 838. | Salman (blackstrobe) | 95.93 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 839. | Rosy (rosyport) | 95.91 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 840. | Giane (giane) | 95.89 | 98% | 2017-12-12 |
| 841. | TripleEggCake (jpavel) | 95.82 | 99% | 2017-10-31 |
| 842. | tstats[isakooooo] (isakooooo) | 95.80 | 96% | 2019-11-25 |
| 843. | Andrew (awand0806) | 95.79 | 99% | 2021-07-29 |
| 844. | Christina (xtinayoun99) | 95.78 | 98% | 2019-07-10 |
| 845. | J (dingkid) | 95.74 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| 846. | GOTEM (zedd56) | 95.74 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 847. | Korn (themageduck) | 95.74 | 96% | 2018-09-14 |
| 848. | Anshul (cononcus) | 95.74 | 97% | 2017-09-08 |
| 849. | Carter (calgaryracer) | 95.73 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
| 850. | Nolan (diegonolan) | 95.72 | 98% | 2017-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |