It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3835. | Mike (specialized) | 62.59 | 95% | 2019-03-17 |
| 3836. | Sean (metrognome12) | 62.58 | 97% | 2020-08-08 |
| 3837. | Tanner (ayytanner) | 62.58 | 98% | 2019-02-03 |
| 3838. | Jacob (critias26) | 62.54 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| 3839. | Kiki (theuhgirl) | 62.53 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
| 3840. | tom (sonic_hh23) | 62.53 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
| 3841. | Suchita (error90) | 62.52 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
| 3842. | Daniel (dan__) | 62.51 | 96% | 2019-03-03 |
| 3843. | Sherali (sherali) | 62.50 | 99% | 2018-06-21 |
| 3844. | Haris (harisohk) | 62.50 | 95% | 2019-02-07 |
| 3845. | Henry (drwolf) | 62.49 | 93% | 2017-10-25 |
| 3846. | Wherleybird (#1 Grand Rapid... | 62.49 | 95% | 2020-02-11 |
| 3847. | Ace (acerek) | 62.49 | 96% | 2017-10-19 |
| 3848. | SadmanSakib (chasedbydeath) | 62.48 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
| 3849. | Adi (adicyberg) | 62.48 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 3850. | Bogart (clloyddcc) | 62.47 | 98% | 2018-05-31 |
| 3851. | Linsong (okininin) | 62.45 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 3852. | Foolbar (foolbar) | 62.45 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
| 3853. | Kittencatnip (kittencatnip) | 62.44 | 95% | 2019-09-13 |
| 3854. | Roman (snoozed) | 62.44 | 95% | 2018-08-08 |
| 3855. | jepeh (gore_juic3) | 62.44 | 96% | 2017-09-10 |
| 3856. | ADF (aldf) | 62.43 | 95% | 2019-02-21 |
| 3857. | Me (orangejews) | 62.42 | 98% | 2018-03-26 |
| 3858. | Gringo (igringo) | 62.42 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| 3859. | Ethen (__ethen_03) | 62.41 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 3860. | Reidar (tillman1891) | 62.40 | 95% | 2020-10-28 |
| 3861. | Jonathan (jonathanthejelly) | 62.39 | 95% | 2017-12-23 |
| 3862. | Harry (harpreetsingh005) | 62.39 | 96% | 2019-10-16 |
| 3863. | Fredric (lockheart456) | 62.39 | 95% | 2020-06-05 |
| 3864. | Abhigyan (abhigyan7) | 62.37 | 97% | 2017-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |