See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7278. | White (beast_5) | 90.70 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
| 7279. | Michael (kedalg) | 90.69 | 99.6% | 2023-06-26 |
| 7280. | Mori (morantu) | 90.69 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 7281. | DAWAS (dawas) | 90.68 | 98% | 2025-10-17 |
| 7282. | Hudson (hoobcap) | 90.68 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 7283. | Soumya (soumya4193) | 90.68 | 97.7% | 2025-02-18 |
| 7284. | chexx (rnynyny) | 90.66 | 98.1% | 2023-10-20 |
| 7285. | Kevin (kxvinkim) | 90.66 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 7286. | . (__random__) | 90.65 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 7287. | jimrandomh (jimrandomh) | 90.64 | 97% | 2025-06-03 |
| 7288. | (resent) | 90.64 | 99% | 2020-06-06 |
| 7289. | sadwipe (sadwipe) | 90.64 | 95.4% | 2025-05-08 |
| 7290. | Aditya (adityapatel103) | 90.64 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 7291. | John (unikmask) | 90.64 | 98% | 2022-02-13 |
| 7292. | Zor-Pieu (POJUN-Mechanic) (... | 90.64 | 99% | 2020-09-09 |
| 7293. | Ngoc (maxq42) | 90.64 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 7294. | ashton (ashtonze) | 90.63 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 7295. | foo (fool96) | 90.63 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 7296. | john typing (johntyping68) | 90.62 | 95.6% | 2024-10-09 |
| 7297. | Dark (darkamour) | 90.62 | 97% | 2025-06-12 |
| 7298. | MahZ (mahz44meow) | 90.62 | 96% | 2026-02-22 |
| 7299. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 90.62 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 7300. | Noé (czeousw) | 90.61 | 97% | 2023-06-12 |
| 7301. | suchir (eternalzx) | 90.61 | 98.5% | 2023-08-05 |
| 7302. | yo (callmeford) | 90.61 | 98% | 2021-11-29 |
| 7303. | poop on gorillas (i_like_bo... | 90.61 | 95% | 2023-07-18 |
| 7304. | donquixote (radio_knife) | 90.61 | 98% | 2023-08-05 |
| 7305. | Eleonore (el_eo_nore) | 90.61 | 99% | 2022-08-21 |
| 7306. | Sami (race_for_u) | 90.60 | 98.5% | 2024-10-10 |
| 7307. | Ruurd (r3ddust) | 90.60 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |