As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9813. | Ata (aajan) | 84.73 | 98% | 2026-01-29 |
| 9814. | jinyu (luojinyu) | 84.73 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 9815. | Teer (resorz) | 84.72 | 94% | 2016-03-02 |
| 9816. | Storm__23 (storm__23) | 84.71 | 96.5% | 2024-07-20 |
| 9817. | Sarah (smm2319) | 84.71 | 99.1% | 2024-11-19 |
| 9818. | Blombus (blombas) | 84.71 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 9819. | a (mechanicalboi) | 84.71 | 95% | 2018-10-18 |
| 9820. | Ivan (pop5a) | 84.71 | 95% | 2021-11-01 |
| 9821. | Hyeongseok (inwoo_5566) | 84.71 | 97% | 2018-06-30 |
| 9822. | Brian (briansunn) | 84.71 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
| 9823. | Fast (greytwa) | 84.71 | 97% | 2016-04-09 |
| 9824. | Jack (jacknachos) | 84.70 | 96% | 2022-07-28 |
| 9825. | none (game_die_die) | 84.70 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 9826. | FromtonRouge (fromtonrouge) | 84.70 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
| 9827. | EM_K (em_k) | 84.70 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
| 9828. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 84.70 | 97% | 2016-10-06 |
| 9829. | Patryk (severin93) | 84.69 | 99% | 2022-05-08 |
| 9830. | Hello_Kitty (hello_kitten) | 84.69 | 100% | 2020-02-23 |
| 9831. | Maliha (mnusrat) | 84.69 | 98% | 2017-07-21 |
| 9832. | Zyrin (captainzyrin1024) | 84.69 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 9833. | foo (fool96) | 84.69 | 97.7% | 2023-11-08 |
| 9834. | Boomer (boomer_typer) | 84.69 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 9835. | Doubledealer (doubledealer) | 84.69 | 97% | 2021-02-04 |
| 9836. | David (hydandata) | 84.69 | 98% | 2015-08-30 |
| 9837. | Dastan (dositan) | 84.68 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 9838. | oenwot (oenwot) | 84.68 | 97% | 2025-10-09 |
| 9839. | Alpuds (alpuds) | 84.68 | 96% | 2024-02-25 |
| 9840. | Saiyn (saiynssgssyr) | 84.68 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
| 9841. | Albert (albeng) | 84.68 | 96% | 2016-01-17 |
| 9842. | aiden (poscowsm) | 84.67 | 96% | 2021-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |