And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17521. | (baksia) | 82.78 | 98% | 2019-09-17 |
| 17522. | (bigyeet555) | 82.78 | 97% | 2019-01-30 |
| 17523. | (iqthescique) | 82.77 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 17524. | (irisq) | 82.77 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 17525. | (quanghieu1012) | 82.77 | 96% | 2013-06-25 |
| 17526. | (yurq) | 82.77 | 93% | 2017-02-03 |
| 17527. | (melonxo) | 82.77 | 92% | 2016-02-02 |
| 17528. | (kingofgaems) | 82.76 | 88% | 2013-10-20 |
| 17529. | Eirik (chickenboomer) | 82.76 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 17530. | (rdne) | 82.76 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 17531. | (jin_huang) | 82.76 | 99% | 2011-07-17 |
| 17532. | (typo0704) | 82.76 | 94% | 2015-11-29 |
| 17533. | (2ndlancer) | 82.76 | 98% | 2019-03-10 |
| 17534. | Florent (flowrange) | 82.76 | 96% | 2011-12-13 |
| 17535. | (ronyx69) | 82.75 | 95% | 2016-04-10 |
| 17536. | (gedex) | 82.75 | 96% | 2012-02-15 |
| 17537. | (humble_goose) | 82.74 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
| 17538. | mfjiae (dafishh46) | 82.74 | 95.6% | 2023-08-28 |
| 17539. | Warren (wjfleischer15) | 82.74 | 96% | 2023-05-02 |
| 17540. | Jonathan (fonsdal) | 82.74 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
| 17541. | (nekoyuni) | 82.74 | 99% | 2019-12-05 |
| 17542. | (messyanswer) | 82.74 | 95% | 2016-01-10 |
| 17543. | (arugyani) | 82.74 | 96% | 2017-12-01 |
| 17544. | (oksshammy) | 82.74 | 98% | 2018-06-23 |
| 17545. | (shubham1428) | 82.73 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 17546. | (jkkaur) | 82.73 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 17547. | (pyrotix) | 82.73 | 95% | 2016-01-21 |
| 17548. | (maikim) | 82.73 | 99% | 2021-08-10 |
| 17549. | (lim0721lim) | 82.73 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 17550. | (yusufgp) | 82.73 | 95% | 2014-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |