The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13132. | my first (new_typerer) | 83.97 | 96.2% | 2024-01-14 |
| 13133. | Samuel (samuellll) | 83.97 | 96.3% | 2024-08-01 |
| 13134. | Sebastian (seblan) | 83.97 | 97% | 2024-08-06 |
| 13135. | thong (thongish) | 83.96 | 97.3% | 2023-12-04 |
| 13136. | CrimSurfer (hsabove) | 83.96 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 13137. | tmarx (tmarx) | 83.96 | 98% | 2025-12-31 |
| 13138. | moncojhr (moncojhr) | 83.96 | — | 2010-10-06 |
| 13139. | hayfever (hayfever) | 83.95 | 98.3% | 2024-07-31 |
| 13140. | pv. (randomuser0007) | 83.95 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 13141. | steroids steroids everywher... | 83.95 | 90% | 2012-06-27 |
| 13142. | g (gbr05) | 83.95 | 99% | 2014-04-23 |
| 13143. | adin is not snert (sigmazium) | 83.95 | 95% | 2018-10-16 |
| 13144. | Andrew (poler10) | 83.95 | 85% | 2015-04-23 |
| 13145. | Chips (mrchips) | 83.95 | 91% | 2015-04-19 |
| 13146. | Marie (mcglock) | 83.95 | 93% | 2011-11-07 |
| 13147. | Cally (callyh) | 83.95 | 99% | 2015-07-22 |
| 13148. | RuanneBee (ruannebee96) | 83.94 | 98% | 2025-01-05 |
| 13149. | Fonction (fonction) | 83.94 | 98.8% | 2023-11-22 |
| 13150. | Avery (avylazyboy) | 83.94 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
| 13151. | Shinn (slok) | 83.94 | 94% | 2015-03-23 |
| 13152. | patty (p6tric) | 83.93 | 96% | 2025-10-06 |
| 13153. | Tarneem (tarneem) | 83.93 | 98% | 2025-03-25 |
| 13154. | DukeOrso (grim_rimmer) | 83.93 | 97.8% | 2024-05-19 |
| 13155. | Phillip (phillipma) | 83.93 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 13156. | mayk (naaayt) | 83.93 | 98% | 2018-09-28 |
| 13157. | hoang viet (waniku) | 83.93 | 96% | 2015-04-26 |
| 13158. | Will (typemanthetypist) | 83.93 | 92% | 2015-05-02 |
| 13159. | pervy_sage (iampawandanu) | 83.92 | 97% | 2025-03-19 |
| 13160. | James (buttcheeks34) | 83.92 | 96% | 2025-04-27 |
| 13161. | Donut Waffles (donutwaffles69) | 83.92 | 96% | 2024-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |