As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11814. | lRaml (lsomeonel) | 79.56 | 98% | 2020-08-15 |
11815. | Luffy (niloy2k76) | 79.56 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
11816. | Ixbalanke (ixbalanke) | 79.56 | 100% | 2016-05-24 |
11817. | Sophia (littleasiankid8) | 79.55 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
11818. | Year (yearthree) | 79.55 | 95% | 2024-05-05 |
11819. | Geordie (geordstar123) | 79.55 | 92% | 2016-08-13 |
11820. | someone (someone845) | 79.54 | 97% | 2016-03-12 |
11821. | Mike (quake2bestgame) | 79.54 | 99% | 2018-11-24 |
11822. | Olexiy (lexk) | 79.54 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
11823. | Cell (cell) | 79.54 | 96% | 2016-07-21 |
11824. | Clovinlee (clovinlee) | 79.53 | 86% | 2015-11-05 |
11825. | Hossein (hossein_nas) | 79.53 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
11826. | Xiao (xiaosuji) | 79.52 | 94.3% | 2024-05-30 |
11827. | Emma (thiccladyfingers) | 79.52 | 97% | 2020-03-07 |
11828. | Robert (elitists) | 79.52 | 98% | 2019-10-30 |
11829. | Dick (hyoihz) | 79.52 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
11830. | Cody (foggen) | 79.51 | 88% | 2015-09-10 |
11831. | Pizza (bagged_milk) | 79.51 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
11832. | Shane (unsociallist2) | 79.51 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
11833. | Cyn (cynthesia) | 79.51 | 96% | 2020-01-24 |
11834. | Steve (folger) | 79.51 | 99% | 2016-02-16 |
11835. | morderca_klawiatur (morderc... | 79.50 | 99% | 2022-11-11 |
11836. | Sam (special_cookie) | 79.50 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
11837. | enminnrawr (zxcvbnm2001) | 79.50 | 99.1% | 2025-02-01 |
11838. | chesco (chesco97) | 79.50 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
11839. | [KR]Speed (whrkdgur12) | 79.50 | 98% | 2015-11-24 |
11840. | snuff4 (snuff4) | 79.49 | 96% | 2019-12-19 |
11841. | Simo (simo_) | 79.49 | 96% | 2017-02-15 |
11842. | Hari (magarhari088) | 79.49 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
11843. | ნიცკა ✌ (nickga... | 79.49 | 96% | 2019-09-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |