When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4974. | rahmu (rahmu) | 98.03 | 99% | 2017-02-07 |
| 4975. | Akrish (akrish) | 98.02 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
| 4976. | Gabybytes (gabybytes) | 98.02 | 96% | 2025-09-01 |
| 4977. | Detulak (subzerosoulz) | 98.02 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 4978. | Brendan (breid) | 98.01 | 96% | 2018-02-01 |
| 4979. | Robin (wqxhouse) | 98.01 | 98% | 2023-01-18 |
| 4980. | Null (nullstring) | 98.01 | 98% | 2021-02-13 |
| 4981. | Chinchin (mechanical1337) | 98.01 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 4982. | GODSPEED (flashahyea) | 98.00 | 97% | 2025-08-18 |
| 4983. | Bryan (bmoney217) | 98.00 | 98% | 2023-08-07 |
| 4984. | Harry (pandasboob) | 98.00 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4985. | Teho (matlab_indexer) | 98.00 | 97% | 2019-06-03 |
| 4986. | Austin (ausya2004) | 97.99 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 4987. | Declan (deccazz) | 97.99 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 4988. | cimsunf (nhtai) | 97.99 | 99% | 2017-08-04 |
| 4989. | aaron (buhnrop) | 97.99 | 96% | 2019-04-13 |
| 4990. | Fo (fofire) | 97.98 | 98% | 2023-01-03 |
| 4991. | idontknowhowtopm (idontknow... | 97.98 | 99.7% | 2024-10-23 |
| 4992. | Ned (icefusion86) | 97.98 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 4993. | katapi (catapie) | 97.98 | 99% | 2021-11-08 |
| 4994. | tvivek (tvivek) | 97.97 | 98% | 2024-11-17 |
| 4995. | braaa (braaaiiins) | 97.97 | 96% | 2019-12-20 |
| 4996. | mike (oxfordcomma) | 97.97 | 99% | 2020-05-13 |
| 4997. | David (davidbokman) | 97.97 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 4998. | Jahed (jahed100) | 97.96 | 98% | 2022-03-05 |
| 4999. | Yash (yashshingade28) | 97.94 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 5000. | typeRacer (olegbucolo) | 97.94 | 98% | 2024-07-12 |
| 5001. | twitch.tv/klokkismann (klok... | 97.94 | 96% | 2022-03-27 |
| 5002. | Cewb (newbpianist) | 97.93 | 97% | 2023-08-17 |
| 5003. | AJ (ajcarpio) | 97.92 | 98.3% | 2024-01-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |