Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 39400. | CrYsTaL (crystalng) | 31.50 | 85% | 2012-12-19 |
| 39401. | Ranjeet (rj0111) | 31.50 | 96% | 2017-04-18 |
| 39402. | caca (puta) | 31.50 | — | 2010-09-09 |
| 39403. | mostafa (mostafayoutuber) | 31.48 | 94% | 2022-02-24 |
| 39404. | sofia (the_breakfastsandwich) | 31.48 | 94% | 2022-10-09 |
| 39405. | Evan (evan_rl) | 31.48 | 92% | 2012-06-20 |
| 39406. | M. Ilyas (m.ilyas424@yahoo.... | 31.48 | 89% | 2012-11-22 |
| 39407. | Maria (mhortix) | 31.48 | 92% | 2016-08-08 |
| 39408. | Rajshekar (rajshekar__) | 31.47 | 95% | 2020-12-20 |
| 39409. | Trigunateet (trigunateet) | 31.47 | 96% | 2014-08-01 |
| 39410. | Milvs (milvstho) | 31.46 | 82% | 2016-01-06 |
| 39411. | surafek (surafel) | 31.45 | 94% | 2018-11-06 |
| 39412. | eyobed- @eyuab1 (eyuu) | 31.45 | 91% | 2022-07-27 |
| 39413. | Amin (aminor) | 31.44 | 98% | 2020-06-01 |
| 39414. | anshu (ansh) | 31.44 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| 39415. | mori (mmmori) | 31.43 | 85% | 2011-11-17 |
| 39416. | Anubhav Singh (anubhaveinst... | 31.42 | 96% | 2023-09-03 |
| 39417. | Edgar (edgarflorez) | 31.42 | 91% | 2021-01-20 |
| 39418. | CoolGuy (coolguy1117) | 31.42 | 87% | 2013-11-04 |
| 39419. | klein (fode) | 31.42 | 99% | 2012-03-09 |
| 39420. | Jed (t0yz4b0yza) | 31.41 | 93% | 2018-10-03 |
| 39421. | AKJO (akjo) | 31.41 | 92% | 2021-06-16 |
| 39422. | nardo (nardo1) | 31.41 | — | 2010-04-02 |
| 39423. | Curtis (murrcurt09) | 31.40 | 89% | 2015-08-06 |
| 39424. | lemon (lemonite) | 31.39 | 94% | 2021-02-24 |
| 39425. | Lim (coolyea) | 31.39 | 95% | 2020-11-25 |
| 39426. | Nuclear (nuclearisking) | 31.39 | 87% | 2017-02-17 |
| 39427. | macro (macro) | 31.39 | — | 2010-03-13 |
| 39428. | Florent (galildor) | 31.39 | 89% | 2015-06-13 |
| 39429. | Md Omar Faruq (faruq1234) | 31.38 | 93% | 2023-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |