The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7350. | sol (epikdandere) | 95.30 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 7351. | Joshua (mitchelljo2000) | 95.30 | 99.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 7352. | Frank (frankxu) | 95.30 | 98% | 2018-06-25 |
| 7353. | Victor (lolvictor) | 95.29 | 86% | 2016-12-06 |
| 7354. | onah (learning_dvorak1) | 95.29 | 97% | 2020-07-30 |
| 7355. | Douglas (krakeneggs) | 95.29 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 7356. | Offbrand (zynck) | 95.28 | 89% | 2011-10-02 |
| 7357. | Cherry Clears (whiskeydelta) | 95.28 | 95% | 2015-03-25 |
| 7358. | süleyman (suleyman07) | 95.28 | 98% | 2012-06-19 |
| 7359. | eggs979 (eggs979) | 95.28 | 97% | 2019-03-12 |
| 7360. | Aubrey (warrior13) | 95.28 | 98% | 2012-01-03 |
| 7361. | Finger King (fingerking123) | 95.28 | 94% | 2016-06-30 |
| 7362. | Jason (jromans) | 95.27 | 98% | 2011-10-09 |
| 7363. | Putu (boostedwrx) | 95.27 | 96.1% | 2021-02-28 |
| 7364. | Stefan (fortress_king) | 95.27 | 98.8% | 2023-06-07 |
| 7365. | Danur (danurgame) | 95.27 | 96% | 2016-01-17 |
| 7366. | bob (absowute) | 95.26 | 97% | 2017-07-07 |
| 7367. | Charles (char466) | 95.26 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 7368. | Christina (silvertina33) | 95.26 | — | 2009-06-25 |
| 7369. | Austin (galactiac) | 95.26 | 98% | 2016-01-19 |
| 7370. | Shane (foddermoosie) | 95.26 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 7371. | chiba (chibabijo) | 95.26 | 90% | 2016-10-30 |
| 7372. | Tom (combsto) | 95.25 | 96% | 2013-04-12 |
| 7373. | x (mxlxdx) | 95.25 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
| 7374. | Klavier (klavier) | 95.25 | 93% | 2017-03-24 |
| 7375. | Jamie (jcpopp) | 95.25 | 97% | 2016-06-28 |
| 7376. | Doak (irishmustang) | 95.25 | 96% | 2012-06-21 |
| 7377. | Arthur (alamofgod) | 95.25 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
| 7378. | Thane (thaynt) | 95.24 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 7379. | Zen (zencreepz) | 95.24 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
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| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |