Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8527. | Bully Maguire (bully2001) | 79.12 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
| 8528. | Sab (sxwhitt) | 79.12 | 97% | 2025-05-01 |
| 8529. | Woogy (woogy187) | 79.12 | 98% | 2022-12-31 |
| 8530. | ALED (elassyo) | 79.12 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 8531. | Scott (a_simple_educator) | 79.12 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 8532. | Benedek (antokben) | 79.12 | 97% | 2019-06-09 |
| 8533. | Ipboys68 (ipboys68) | 79.11 | 96.1% | 2024-06-19 |
| 8534. | hhkb (hhkbpro2) | 79.10 | 98% | 2025-04-19 |
| 8535. | greed (greedthelazy) | 79.10 | 96.9% | 2023-05-23 |
| 8536. | Dylan (doomdk) | 79.09 | 95% | 2021-06-23 |
| 8537. | Taylor (tlantisdel) | 79.09 | 98% | 2024-01-22 |
| 8538. | Cody (kingbear2) | 79.09 | 97% | 2024-09-09 |
| 8539. | Fredrik (falcanen) | 79.09 | 100% | 2019-03-07 |
| 8540. | Calliope (retrogradeinversion) | 79.08 | 97% | 2017-11-17 |
| 8541. | Hrant (hrant0) | 79.07 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 8542. | Gin (diabolicforce) | 79.07 | 95% | 2019-02-16 |
| 8543. | Json (jskfreerunner) | 79.06 | 99% | 2023-08-18 |
| 8544. | Nikita (chervovn04) | 79.06 | 96.5% | 2023-07-02 |
| 8545. | angie (kcmo) | 79.06 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 8546. | focafina (focafina) | 79.06 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 8547. | Mexikorn (mexikorn) | 79.06 | 95% | 2018-11-07 |
| 8548. | Muhammad (yasin_court) | 79.06 | 97% | 2018-09-23 |
| 8549. | η» (zedathug) | 79.06 | 97% | 2018-06-21 |
| 8550. | Brayden (braddin123) | 79.05 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 8551. | Jeeb (jeebmaster9000) | 79.05 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 8552. | TwitchyFingaz (gkeasterling) | 79.04 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
| 8553. | Branko (branko_md) | 79.04 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
| 8554. | David (fzbx9500) | 79.04 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| 8555. | π₯Ίππ (daddy_mememas... | 79.03 | 98% | 2022-07-08 |
| 8556. | Ehtisham (thebeast111) | 79.03 | 95% | 2023-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |