As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16983. | earomc (earomc) | 68.69 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 16984. | argyrw not steno real wpm (... | 68.69 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
| 16985. | FrostyInfinitum (frostyinfi... | 68.68 | 96% | 2021-12-28 |
| 16986. | Shuyomakiki (tonystark13) | 68.68 | 98% | 2022-04-25 |
| 16987. | Jethro (jethrofort) | 68.68 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 16988. | Vincent (pachomme) | 68.68 | 98% | 2018-07-23 |
| 16989. | High (highbeach) | 68.68 | 96% | 2019-11-24 |
| 16990. | Joe (agentcursez) | 68.67 | 90% | 2016-08-26 |
| 16991. | kathol (kathol) | 68.67 | 97% | 2020-01-16 |
| 16992. | hotmama (jaggid) | 68.67 | 95% | 2020-09-06 |
| 16993. | Leonardo (zeshi) | 68.67 | 86% | 2016-01-13 |
| 16994. | J (fluffernutter345) | 68.67 | 99% | 2015-11-21 |
| 16995. | Ryan (ryanbrwr) | 68.66 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 16996. | Daniel (dannymon77) | 68.66 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 16997. | ExtraSauce (thundertyping) | 68.66 | 95% | 2021-12-13 |
| 16998. | Aparesh (aparex) | 68.66 | 96% | 2021-11-14 |
| 16999. | pontus (sytraxz) | 68.65 | 96.6% | 2023-08-31 |
| 17000. | Pepe (mrandersonneo) | 68.65 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
| 17001. | Kon (mrhardrocker98) | 68.65 | 88% | 2016-06-01 |
| 17002. | Rohit (flymonkeyfly) | 68.65 | 95% | 2016-01-15 |
| 17003. | Sang Yoon (the_big_d_1228) | 68.64 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
| 17004. | AM (amesh8301) | 68.64 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 17005. | Xsentricity (xsentricity) | 68.64 | 97% | 2022-08-20 |
| 17006. | Gagan (slowgagan18) | 68.64 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 17007. | Please use an appropriate n... | 68.64 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 17008. | wizard (wizardkestrel) | 68.64 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 17009. | . (rryanhh) | 68.64 | 91% | 2016-05-25 |
| 17010. | frost (frost99) | 68.63 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 17011. | Joel (xandayer) | 68.63 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
| 17012. | lj (ljthegreat) | 68.63 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |