So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18256. | Darmato (darmato) | 71.15 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 18257. | Glenn (scrap104) | 71.15 | 95% | 2014-12-20 |
| 18258. | trappedmonkey (trappedmonkey) | 71.15 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
| 18259. | fiction2119 (fiction2119) | 71.15 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
| 18260. | Canine (canineconsumer) | 71.15 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
| 18261. | Daniele (laptopspeed) | 71.15 | 98% | 2012-01-11 |
| 18262. | Mat (sevenklass) | 71.15 | 93% | 2016-02-15 |
| 18263. | Sparik (sparik) | 71.15 | 93% | 2016-11-26 |
| 18264. | Joanna (jordgubbssolero) | 71.15 | — | 2009-11-19 |
| 18265. | Oliver (gnome_racer) | 71.14 | 96% | 2023-05-12 |
| 18266. | Technician (tech23) | 71.14 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 18267. | khalid (khalidabououalid) | 71.14 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
| 18268. | Joey (joeyo2020) | 71.14 | 95% | 2021-02-13 |
| 18269. | Turker (turker) | 71.14 | 95% | 2015-01-21 |
| 18270. | Zachary (zxckts) | 71.14 | 96% | 2019-08-01 |
| 18271. | hugo (hcj1100) | 71.14 | — | 2009-11-15 |
| 18272. | Ally (2_ally_) | 71.13 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
| 18273. | soravit (earthgammer) | 71.13 | 95% | 2022-06-25 |
| 18274. | sylv81 (sylv81ct) | 71.13 | 92% | 2016-05-23 |
| 18275. | Tushar (tjajodia) | 71.13 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 18276. | Michelle (meechii) | 71.13 | 95% | 2018-12-28 |
| 18277. | John (johnbass3) | 71.13 | 94% | 2012-12-10 |
| 18278. | TopGUN (wayhowma) | 71.13 | 96% | 2018-09-04 |
| 18279. | Դավիթ (seyranyandavid) | 71.13 | 95% | 2013-05-30 |
| 18280. | Rohit (flymonkeyfly) | 71.13 | 95% | 2015-07-01 |
| 18281. | boki (boki) | 71.13 | — | 2009-05-25 |
| 18282. | Jusernejm (jusernejm) | 71.12 | 95% | 2022-09-25 |
| 18283. | shekhar (ghochu) | 71.12 | 92% | 2015-01-03 |
| 18284. | Brock (brocky) | 71.12 | 94% | 2016-02-08 |
| 18285. | Ne007 (theoneo) | 71.12 | — | 2010-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |