So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28204. | M (ml19) | 54.94 | 95% | 2022-01-31 |
| 28205. | alyssa (sweetkittie04) | 54.94 | — | 2011-02-03 |
| 28206. | (alexissss3) | 54.94 | 90% | 2014-02-23 |
| 28207. | (nijop) | 54.94 | 92% | 2012-08-02 |
| 28208. | (markumar) | 54.94 | 94% | 2014-11-05 |
| 28209. | (captain) | 54.94 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 28210. | Kanimet0 (kanimet0) | 54.93 | 95% | 2023-05-09 |
| 28211. | JustLenard (justlenard) | 54.93 | 95% | 2022-12-14 |
| 28212. | minja36 (minja36) | 54.93 | 95% | 2022-12-21 |
| 28213. | (tmsd) | 54.93 | 94.2% | 2023-06-19 |
| 28214. | (kazerukashi) | 54.93 | 94% | 2021-05-15 |
| 28215. | (snuzzen) | 54.93 | 90% | 2013-05-24 |
| 28216. | (georkings) | 54.93 | 97% | 2013-08-28 |
| 28217. | nuri (ree_chantique) | 54.93 | — | 2010-07-08 |
| 28218. | Jeff (jeffreon) | 54.93 | 91% | 2013-11-16 |
| 28219. | Evan (the_failure) | 54.93 | — | 2009-06-08 |
| 28220. | Fly (flyingcows) | 54.92 | 93% | 2022-08-09 |
| 28221. | (happy129) | 54.92 | 95% | 2021-10-06 |
| 28222. | (iodmepobole) | 54.92 | 97% | 2013-03-07 |
| 28223. | Ghost Of owl (ghostofowl) | 54.92 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 28224. | (gdcuber13) | 54.92 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
| 28225. | Greg (sanzmaxxon) | 54.92 | 96% | 2015-09-16 |
| 28226. | (nhiepanhgia) | 54.92 | — | 2011-04-21 |
| 28227. | peepee (pissman) | 54.91 | 95% | 2019-01-29 |
| 28228. | (reycon) | 54.91 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
| 28229. | (froaen) | 54.91 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
| 28230. | (whizzydizzy100) | 54.91 | 92% | 2016-12-21 |
| 28231. | (rinnyzerg) | 54.91 | 94% | 2012-11-19 |
| 28232. | (ludwing) | 54.91 | — | 2008-09-24 |
| 28233. | (robsonwp) | 54.90 | 95% | 2021-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |