So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13817. | (patleitao) | 78.02 | 96% | 2019-04-29 |
| 13818. | (gchenstephen) | 78.02 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 13819. | Gediminas (balandiz_69) | 78.01 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
| 13820. | lone (lone17) | 78.01 | 96% | 2023-04-04 |
| 13821. | hero (iknowhtml) | 78.01 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 13822. | Bruh (bruh_widow) | 78.01 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
| 13823. | Matt (mattseid1) | 78.01 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 13824. | (zver8908) | 78.01 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 13825. | (lotanraz) | 78.01 | 94% | 2017-07-26 |
| 13826. | (kcyz) | 78.00 | 93% | 2015-09-04 |
| 13827. | (gromji) | 78.00 | 96% | 2022-03-28 |
| 13828. | (hellachronicsmoke) | 78.00 | 95% | 2012-01-19 |
| 13829. | (papermaster_n) | 78.00 | 95% | 2013-04-30 |
| 13830. | (etter) | 78.00 | — | 2009-05-19 |
| 13831. | (siddu9898) | 78.00 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 13832. | (joeshmoe2220) | 78.00 | 96% | 2015-05-21 |
| 13833. | Gabbie (gg13) | 77.99 | 97.2% | 2023-05-15 |
| 13834. | (jupiter8000) | 77.99 | 98% | 2022-09-17 |
| 13835. | milo (flyguymi) | 77.99 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 13836. | Pranto (pranto2722) | 77.99 | 98% | 2019-12-15 |
| 13837. | SHelley (birdlady) | 77.99 | — | 2010-04-03 |
| 13838. | (tvilhena) | 77.99 | 97% | 2015-04-10 |
| 13839. | (samara2013) | 77.99 | 95% | 2013-04-29 |
| 13840. | (alhaqiqa) | 77.99 | 98% | 2017-02-09 |
| 13841. | (beanzrgood) | 77.98 | 96% | 2023-02-26 |
| 13842. | (notperseus) | 77.98 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
| 13843. | (enclosedletter) | 77.98 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 13844. | b (bonkadonks) | 77.98 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 13845. | (diablo72927) | 77.98 | — | 2010-06-18 |
| 13846. | (sakiii) | 77.98 | — | 2010-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |