As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8934. | Xang (xangszane) | 86.12 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 8935. | Naz (zdkraner) | 86.12 | 96% | 2022-05-19 |
| 8936. | dZhei (dzhei98) | 86.12 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 8937. | mrlago (mrlago) | 86.12 | 95% | 2015-05-21 |
| 8938. | Wind (orpiwind) | 86.11 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 8939. | Humm (syedhumza247) | 86.11 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 8940. | Jay (j_types) | 86.10 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
| 8941. | d haze (dhays116) | 86.10 | 96% | 2016-11-24 |
| 8942. | LPhil (philug) | 86.10 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
| 8943. | Tim (timcoe1) | 86.10 | 97% | 2016-01-21 |
| 8944. | Alexei (alexiedad) | 86.09 | 99% | 2022-04-21 |
| 8945. | Mal (dastard_dave) | 86.09 | 96% | 2022-04-18 |
| 8946. | Timothy (adral) | 86.09 | 98% | 2023-05-19 |
| 8947. | Kolya (iktm) | 86.09 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 8948. | hi (kor_kron) | 86.08 | 96% | 2017-06-11 |
| 8949. | tstats[fasttyper_gg1] (fast... | 86.08 | 95.4% | 2024-01-20 |
| 8950. | Habette14 (brenlui) | 86.07 | 98% | 2025-04-11 |
| 8951. | Pranoy (promax) | 86.07 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 8952. | Grigory (gregkhan) | 86.07 | 96% | 2017-03-26 |
| 8953. | flyingfox (flyfoxing) | 86.07 | 97.9% | 2023-10-05 |
| 8954. | Thang (thangvu7) | 86.07 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 8955. | eggeregger (eggeregger) | 86.06 | 97.7% | 2024-09-03 |
| 8956. | roadto100avg (auxhil) | 86.06 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
| 8957. | 🗿ΤΙηΤαηδαη (tin... | 86.06 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 8958. | Brody (loser_) | 86.06 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 8959. | Krystian (krystianmierz) | 86.06 | 96% | 2017-09-23 |
| 8960. | AntagonisMoose (antagonismo... | 86.05 | 97.9% | 2024-08-28 |
| 8961. | sanayaa (sanayaa) | 86.05 | 96% | 2022-09-08 |
| 8962. | iiGibbyz (iigibbyz) | 86.05 | 96% | 2020-10-01 |
| 8963. | Stijn (stijnmeijssen) | 86.05 | 97% | 2022-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |